If you could write a letter to your past-self...
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Dear Self,
IF you ask (Name omitted for privacy) to the Grade nine farewell She WILL say yes!!! So FUCKING DO IT NOW IDIOT!!!!!!!!
IF you ask (Name omitted for privacy) to the Grade nine farewell She WILL say yes!!! So FUCKING DO IT NOW IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Dear Self,
The Penguins will become sentient in the year 2010, trust me, I know. I'm using this letter in a way to help solve the problem... KILL ALL PENGUINS!
-Future Self
If I ever gave myself any sort of useful advice I would just ignore it and go on my merry way, so, why not go for a lie?
The Penguins will become sentient in the year 2010, trust me, I know. I'm using this letter in a way to help solve the problem... KILL ALL PENGUINS!
-Future Self
If I ever gave myself any sort of useful advice I would just ignore it and go on my merry way, so, why not go for a lie?
Complete instructions on how I managed to do so as well as how to market it so as to become a multi-millionaire.
My same plan if I get a time machine is to go back and write every Beatle, Rolling Stone, Randy Newman, Led Zeppelin, Who, and Lou Reed album before they do.
My same plan if I get a time machine is to go back and write every Beatle, Rolling Stone, Randy Newman, Led Zeppelin, Who, and Lou Reed album before they do.
Dear past me
Here in the future you are overlord of the world. Only because I were to send you this letter with advice.
Stay in school
Don't rob/steal
Bring a shiv
You will be severely beaten by a gang of pussies in a parking lot (look forward to that one)
ALWAYS carry a weapon! Some people will just get more guys anyway... it'll even your odds.
Also here are the results on all major sports events the past 25 years.
Here in the future you are overlord of the world. Only because I were to send you this letter with advice.
Stay in school
Don't rob/steal
Bring a shiv
You will be severely beaten by a gang of pussies in a parking lot (look forward to that one)
ALWAYS carry a weapon! Some people will just get more guys anyway... it'll even your odds.
Also here are the results on all major sports events the past 25 years.
Dear Jerkass,ShadeofRed,
Do a little bit more work on your school and accept that 500$ your Mum may have been joking about if you got on the honour roll. Also swearing is fine, don't feel bad about it.
Do a little bit more work on your school and accept that 500$ your Mum may have been joking about if you got on the honour roll. Also swearing is fine, don't feel bad about it.
Dear Past Self,
Stop being a fuckwit. You're going to fail at life.
Sincerely,
Your future self.
P.S. Don't date that cute curly-haired kid. You're going to fall in love with him and he's going to intentionally or unintentionally fuck up every relationship you try to have afterward because he feels that even though you're not good enough for him, no one else can have you either.
Stop being a fuckwit. You're going to fail at life.
Sincerely,
Your future self.
P.S. Don't date that cute curly-haired kid. You're going to fall in love with him and he's going to intentionally or unintentionally fuck up every relationship you try to have afterward because he feels that even though you're not good enough for him, no one else can have you either.
Yo past douscheness,
She doesn't really love you. Don't marry her.
And For gods sake that girl you think is just a friend really is the best thing that coudl ever happen to you. STOP BEING A DOUSCHEBAG!!!
She doesn't really love you. Don't marry her.
And For gods sake that girl you think is just a friend really is the best thing that coudl ever happen to you. STOP BEING A DOUSCHEBAG!!!
Dear past me,
Those are going to scar. Not the cool scars either. Ugly, bright purple ones. Also, just punch him in the face already, save me the trouble.
Those are going to scar. Not the cool scars either. Ugly, bright purple ones. Also, just punch him in the face already, save me the trouble.
Dear Past Self,
The loser you are with is going to cheat on you! Give him hell when he leaves you. Before he does that though, stop his friend from moving away. Do all you have to! Because of him, you will forget all about that loser. Do not trust the whore. She will betray you in the long run.
If you forget this, don't worry too much about it. Your life will turn out okay so far except you will be back to living with your mom and sister. Buy more alcohol. You may need it...
Love,
Future Self
The loser you are with is going to cheat on you! Give him hell when he leaves you. Before he does that though, stop his friend from moving away. Do all you have to! Because of him, you will forget all about that loser. Do not trust the whore. She will betray you in the long run.
If you forget this, don't worry too much about it. Your life will turn out okay so far except you will be back to living with your mom and sister. Buy more alcohol. You may need it...
Love,
Future Self
Time travel has always confused me.Insanum said:
Dear 18 year old self.
Here are the winning lottery numbers for 7/23/11. (-insert winning numbers here-)
That about does it.
Maybe some advice on how to get 'her' to like me more.
Here are the winning lottery numbers for 7/23/11. (-insert winning numbers here-)
That about does it.
Maybe some advice on how to get 'her' to like me more.
Hayley Williams is amazing!Duskwaith said:
Eh hem, sorry about that,
I would tell myself to be better, and try harder. I'm such a slacker.
I want to re do mine so it would be
Dear Joe
In a few years time somebody at Disney is going to make a movie called High School Musical I want you to burn his pubes off! then take is idea because as stupid as it sounds it's successful. When Tom tries to steal you stuff smack in the bollocks...just like I did. Don't do anything stupid. In 2008 you will be invited by a friend to a Halloween..thing just grow a pair and do some of the stuff with that girl (not Suzy the hot one) because that thing is just a woman (yeah it surprised me too) in a costume.Don't buy world of warcraft it's only fun for 30 levels. Make sure you do your coursework for ICT and finally make sure you...
where the ... is I would put fake blood to scare child me into doing what I said.
Dear Joe
In a few years time somebody at Disney is going to make a movie called High School Musical I want you to burn his pubes off! then take is idea because as stupid as it sounds it's successful. When Tom tries to steal you stuff smack in the bollocks...just like I did. Don't do anything stupid. In 2008 you will be invited by a friend to a Halloween..thing just grow a pair and do some of the stuff with that girl (not Suzy the hot one) because that thing is just a woman (yeah it surprised me too) in a costume.Don't buy world of warcraft it's only fun for 30 levels. Make sure you do your coursework for ICT and finally make sure you...
where the ... is I would put fake blood to scare child me into doing what I said.