Dear self,
Use this to make something cool. And watch out for polar bears - they're the worst.
-Future You
Use this to make something cool. And watch out for polar bears - they're the worst.
-Future You
If you could write a letter to your past-self...
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Dear past self,
Don't EVER, EVER go to camp. Or for that matter, swim in the water near there.
-Your future, and unfortunately much less cute, self
Don't EVER, EVER go to camp. Or for that matter, swim in the water near there.
-Your future, and unfortunately much less cute, self
Jumping_Over_Fences said:
Mine would be similar to this, really.
It'd write out like this:
" Be nicer to girls earlier on, don't be as much as a dickhead when your thirteen, don't spend as much time gaming and don't gell your hair ever. It looks better when it's long. - Future Bren"
Dear 15 year old Emily,
don't date a guy named steven,
he will F@*K you over BIG TIME!
be careful riding your bike in the dark,
become a ninja
love, 17 year old Emily ^_^
don't date a guy named steven,
he will F@*K you over BIG TIME!
be careful riding your bike in the dark,
become a ninja
love, 17 year old Emily ^_^
Dear 7 Year Old Me,
Don't let slightly older people bully you because of.... well I think you know what.
My point is, sock them, rather than... the other thing we both did then, it shuts them up, it will put a smile on your face. You won't regret it and best of all they should back off and fear as the awesome guy you are.
P.S Not all girls hate your guts, just a few, some geniunley like you. Talk to them for goodness sake, even though they know.... that unfortunte trait.
P.S.S In the year of 2008, revise til 2009 rather than play Fallout 3. I think I regret doing that. Also ask someone to take to the prom reasonably early.
Yours faithfully,
16 Year Old Me.
Don't let slightly older people bully you because of.... well I think you know what.
My point is, sock them, rather than... the other thing we both did then, it shuts them up, it will put a smile on your face. You won't regret it and best of all they should back off and fear as the awesome guy you are.
P.S Not all girls hate your guts, just a few, some geniunley like you. Talk to them for goodness sake, even though they know.... that unfortunte trait.
P.S.S In the year of 2008, revise til 2009 rather than play Fallout 3. I think I regret doing that. Also ask someone to take to the prom reasonably early.
Yours faithfully,
16 Year Old Me.
Dear Past Self,
Punch that guy in the face as hard as you possibly can and don't stop until someone pulls you off of him, you know who.
P.S. Learn to delete your internet browsing history when you turn 13 and please don't wrestle in the frontyard with your step-brother, broken wrists hurt.
Punch that guy in the face as hard as you possibly can and don't stop until someone pulls you off of him, you know who.
P.S. Learn to delete your internet browsing history when you turn 13 and please don't wrestle in the frontyard with your step-brother, broken wrists hurt.
Dear past self,
The winning lottery numbers for the next 10 years are as follows. ###
Also, women are evil and lie.
The winning lottery numbers for the next 10 years are as follows. ###
Also, women are evil and lie.
Dear past me,
Some things I forgot in my previous letter:
When you go to Amy's 18th, do NOT talk to Richard. He will fuck up your life for several months.
Stay with your mum as much as possible in 2007, because things at home become really sour, and you'll miss her when things change in '08.
Keep hold of the friends you have at high school and college, 'cause they're some of the best you'll make and you'll miss them later.
Don't waste your time on the tall blonde colleague when you start at the games store, he's NOT interested. Same with your customer friend on Xbox Live. However, DO chat more/play more Guitar Hero with the bloke on the forum.
Whatever you do, don't pull out at the roundabout that night you're lent Spore. You'll know when I mean. Go back and wait for your sister instead.
2008 is a damn good year for you. Enjoy it to its maximum. Try not to get sick before you go to London 'cause it really dampens the otherwise awesome trip.
When all the crap kicks off at the end of '08, listen to blondie and not skinny. Skinny will lie to you, keep lying even when things get better, and betray you.
Do NOT, and I repeat, do NOT accept your friend's request to play some Fable 2 at 1am in the morning. You will oversleep, be late for work, and face your boss' wrath for months.
Other than that, stop being such a sad act in High School, be yourself in college, and start a friggin' design portfolio already. Don't cut your hair short when you're 15, it looks AWFUL, you looked like a ten-year-old boy. Seriously.
Love future you.
Some things I forgot in my previous letter:
When you go to Amy's 18th, do NOT talk to Richard. He will fuck up your life for several months.
Stay with your mum as much as possible in 2007, because things at home become really sour, and you'll miss her when things change in '08.
Keep hold of the friends you have at high school and college, 'cause they're some of the best you'll make and you'll miss them later.
Don't waste your time on the tall blonde colleague when you start at the games store, he's NOT interested. Same with your customer friend on Xbox Live. However, DO chat more/play more Guitar Hero with the bloke on the forum.
Whatever you do, don't pull out at the roundabout that night you're lent Spore. You'll know when I mean. Go back and wait for your sister instead.
2008 is a damn good year for you. Enjoy it to its maximum. Try not to get sick before you go to London 'cause it really dampens the otherwise awesome trip.
When all the crap kicks off at the end of '08, listen to blondie and not skinny. Skinny will lie to you, keep lying even when things get better, and betray you.
Do NOT, and I repeat, do NOT accept your friend's request to play some Fable 2 at 1am in the morning. You will oversleep, be late for work, and face your boss' wrath for months.
Other than that, stop being such a sad act in High School, be yourself in college, and start a friggin' design portfolio already. Don't cut your hair short when you're 15, it looks AWFUL, you looked like a ten-year-old boy. Seriously.
Love future you.
Dear 12-year old Me,
Go to a gym and work out for a few weeks, and then fight those annoying jocks.
Wear a cup! Your life will be filled with nutshots.
Sincerely,
your loser future self.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
P.S. dont go to the Cape. Ever.
Go to a gym and work out for a few weeks, and then fight those annoying jocks.
Wear a cup! Your life will be filled with nutshots.
Sincerely,
your loser future self.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
P.S. dont go to the Cape. Ever.
DO NOT BUY METAL GEAR SOLID 4. I SAY AGAIN DO NOT BUY METAL GEAR SOLID 4.
p.s. our PS3 is gonna break down late march '09
p.s.s. grandpa will be fine and Leia is gonna be a really annoying brat; prepare yourself.
Love yourself
p.s. our PS3 is gonna break down late march '09
p.s.s. grandpa will be fine and Leia is gonna be a really annoying brat; prepare yourself.
Love yourself