If you could..

[Funkbucket]

Okay unlike other threads "if you could be (jesus)"

This one is entirely up to you, What ever you want...

Example

If I Could run over my next door neighbors dog,
I would.. it's always in my backyard.. digging holes and chewing my shit.
It's seriously the first thing i'd do.

Your turn.

 

[BonsaiK]

If I could move all the random text-game threads over to RP and Forum Games, I would.

 

[delet]

Damn, I can't be witty with incorporating the moving of this to the Forum Games section...

OT then!

If I could come across just 4 million dollars I could live the rest of my life without working.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

If I could Unify Terra all on my own in the next few minutes, I would...
Also, I'll see if I can find a mod to move this thread to Forum Games & RP...

 

[Hellman]

If I could have a chicken sandwich right now, then I would totally eat it

 

[The Only]

if i could sleep anywhere, i would
soooo tired

 

[Chechosaurus]

If I could meet the guy who wrote the tagline for From Paris with Love, I wouldn't.
However, if I could meet the guy who wrote the tagline for From Paris with Love and slap him in the chops, I would!

 

[Batfred]

If I could be a woodchuck that could chuck wood, I would chuck more wood than an average wood chuck would.

That's not an easy sentence to type correctly on first attempt and the answer is about 4kg.

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

If I could invent the portal gun then I could get a drink from the fridge without having to leave the sofa. Also if I could stay at home now I would but work beckons...

 

[Georgie_Leech]

I'm amazed this isn't here yet, but...

If I could change history so that the only difference was Michael Atkinson never existed, I would.

 

[Mozza444]

If i could take off this damn mask, i may just be normal.

 

[NeoAC]

If I could turn back time, if I could find a way...... I would turn the Twilight books in to novels about magical squirrels that fueled their spells with the tears of little children. Let's see you make that popular Stephanie Meyer!

P.S. I feel really dirty now for that opener.