If you died today?

[blackflare]

i want my ashes to be left in excellent condition and when space travel is perfected i want a guy that looks like worf since ridges might be normal at that time or when piercings go to more of an extreme than this current time and then when both of these feats are proved a success and i want the guy or woman or trany that might look enough like worf to vaccume my ashes into the center of the universe and let them spread out in space so i could at least say parts of me have seen the entire universe over billions of years and even if they dont spread i wont be severely dissapointed since i would be well dead.

 

[azriel11]

When I die, my wife will take off all my clothes, lift up my legs, throw them over her shoulders, and drag me to the curb and toss me in the waste bin. The clothes will be donated to charity.

 

[Reaper195]

Sent into the sun to fight the battle with it on another plane of existence.

Ashes? I'm being buried.

I have no fear of being buried alive as I'm an organ donor. They'll find out if I'm really dead while removing my heart.

This. Although it would be weird if they removed all the good organs, including the heart, and you still woke up in your grave.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

In 'Mericuh, people's ashes can now be turned into bullets.

That's what I want, my ashes to be buried 4 inches in somebody's skull (assuming I'm not in a hunting rifle).

 

[Whateveralot]

I would to be buried instead, giving my body back to the earth from which I took my nutrients during the time I lived.

Please note that I would miss this world badly. I have a lot of unfinished business, like hugging my girlfriend. *sigh*

 

[shroomie]

Scatter my ashes to the Four Corners of the world, then wonder how the fuck a sphere can have corners.

 

[RickRoll]

I've yet to really live so I'd have it dumped in a landfill.

i agree. i'd be seriously, seriously regretful had i died today, lol. still so much i haven't done...

 

[eggy32]

Mixed with water or something and used to drown someone I don't really like.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

Well if I did die it would be a stroke of good luck.....seeing that I have to go to my cousins wedding tomorrow in New York (im in PA). Anyway I would want my ashes at the funeral upon a god like pedestal while the My little pony soundtrack plays as well as the remixes. After the rock out I would have the coffin filled with Nutella carried to my grave be hooded monks while they sing this.


After my coffin of Nutella is buried and encased in cement to prevent the hungry orphans from ravaging its creamy goodness I will have my ashes put inside a jar within a jar within a deserted building in Chernobyl ad have the entire city nuked....twice. I will have all the debris and ashes (that include mine) put into a containers attacked to MORE NUKES that are in rocket form. All these nukes will be launched into space and sent colliding with the sun simultaneously. Thus ending all possible life in the universe and proving that even in death I will be remembered until you all die.

 

[Organisktavfall]

unintentional post, delete please

 

[ultimateownage]

Nothing would happen, as I would not have written a will. I wouldn't really want anything like that done, it'd be at my parents discretion as to what to do with me as they would live with the burden of my death.

 

[HardkorSB]

If you died now, what would you like to be done with your ashes?

I would want Scarlett Johannson and Jessica Alba to fight to the death in it... naked.
After that I would want Alicia Keys and Salma Hayek to do the same thing.
Then Halle Berry vs Christina Ricci.
...And so on.

 

[Hipsy_Gypsy]

Before I reach the ashes stage, I would like to have my organs donated so they're put to good use, Even a museum or used for research purposes if they can find anything useful to do with them! Hah. Anyroad, I was going to say that I wouldn't mind my ashes being scattered out at sea or a wood/forest but after reading what you said about the fireworks and leaving with a bang, I may just reconsider!


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[Broady Brio]

Bury me. That is all. Preferably where my Grandparents and my uncle is.

 

[HentMas]

I would like my ashes to be sent into SPACE and released there, over a thousands of years, slowly my ashes will condense with other space stuff and i will form a new planet!!!


yaaaah, i will be like Mother Earth, except with a penis. XD

 

[similar.squirrel]

I'd prefer to be buried under an apple tree, so future generations would wind being indirectly nourished by my decomposed corpse.

Ashes, you say.. I guess it'd be nice to scatter them in the ocean.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Huh, strange, I've been thinking about that a lot lately o.o.

I guess just cast off into the sea somewhere.
Or as Frank Turner said...into London's drinking water supply. Maha.