If you had a giant robot?

[Some bullets]

I would use it for pranks mostly like for example: Oh look a giant drape over building with 2 black dots...OMG it's a giant ghost AHHHHHHH. Wells that my plan whats yours?

 

[Dogstile]

i would probably build mr'urinus

three guess's to his use

 

[JRCB]

Hmmm.... just go around the city with it, probably through a drive-thru as well. That would be hilarious.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I would do what anyone would do with any supernatural feat. Use it to get [i/]laid[/i]. Not sure how but that's what I would do.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

I'd need lots of WD-40.

 

[jobobob]

Teach it to breakdance.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

i would probably build mr'urinus

three guess's to his use

guess 1: he builds model solar systems for 3rd grade students

 

[Madshaw]

laugh as it stormed towards the jeofferson memorial shooting big blue lazers at what remains of the american army shouting "Death is preferable to communism", ahh the irony

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Tell it to blow up Saturn. No reason. I just want to see a Saturn-sized explosion.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Depends on what the Giant Robot was built for. Plus, are we talking a legitimate robot, or is it something that requires human intervention to use?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I'd teach mine to round house kick

No better yet,
Teach it to pity the foo

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Tell it to blow up Saturn. No reason. I just want to see a Saturn-sized explosion.

Fuck Saturn!, i'd tell it to blow up the sun.

Not the Sun. I'm still trying to win a fair staring contest with it. Blowing it up would be cheating.

 

[masterjiji]

i would fly to Pakistan, tell them to shut the fuck up and surrender, and be done with it. (and to anyone who tries to tell me that i mean Iran, read the fucking news, you great buttfuck)

 

[FalloutJack]

I suppose it depends on the type, for some cases. But if it happened to be like...basically some of the monstrously evil mechs in my head, it's take-over-the-world time! And there ain't no 'try' in that speech, Pinky!

Narf, poit, Eghad.

 

[Radeonx]

I'd need lots of WD-40.

Pure brilliance. I agree completely and utterly.

 

[masterjiji]

haha profanity is fun

 

[GamerPhate]

What else would someone do with a giant robot ? Take over the world of course!

 

[trombone2007]

I would have it stomp on Rush Limbaugh. Right on his face.

 

[War Penguin]

Dress it up like Cthulhu, scare everyone, force everyone to be my slave to spare them, and rule the world. Or I'd teach it to buy us some beer. Either one would be sweet, but preferably the second one.

 

[Timotei]

I would make it look like an RX-79(G).

I would then force General Dynamics to produce Armored Shrikes and use them to fight the Blue. THEY WILL COME!