If You had a Portal Gun...

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merf1350

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Oooohhh!!!!

Really freak people out!!!

Portals at the LHC!

Newsoutlets and Naysayers would have a coniption.
 

Jamanticus

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merf1350 post=18.71435.740846 said:
Oooohhh!!!!

Really freak people out!!!

Portals at the LHC!

Newsoutlets and Naysayers would have a coniption.
How about placing two portals back-to-back at the site where two protons would collide, and then having those protons collide somewhere like in the fishbowl of an insanely wealthy person? Or maybe at a pub somewhere in Sussex?

It'd be a nice spectacle, I'm sure....
 

tregon75

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Apocalypse Tank post=18.71435.736774 said:
there was a comic about this... anyone remember what it was?
That would be: This one. [http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20071012.jpg]

As for what I'd do, I'd probably leave one at my school that I just moved away from, and my house, so that I could continue going to the same school. (Also, free inter-city travel!)
 

TheColdHeart

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I would probably use it as a total novelty untill I got bored with falling into infinity then use to to irritate people. Or knowing my luck, accidentally break it.

Shoot a portal into the floor then wait for someone to sit down in a chair then shoot another under them so they get stuck floating half in and half out of the floor.
 

asleep at the comp

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shoot my sleft then see what i look like on the inside then shoot my girl friend to see what she looks like best date ever! sory if it is offeneds any one
 

Limos

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I would use it to STEAL. Stick the gun in between the bars and fire off a portal then hop inside and loot for all I'm worth.

Also possibly murder. I might just use it for some casual murder.
 

Mark B

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While I realise I'm taking this too far and literal, but if one had a portal gun you could shoot one in to space and one on the ground and it would suck all the air out of the world.
In a similar manner you could drain an ocean.