if you had one wish.

[shirkbot]

Personally I'd wish that nobody had physical needs (eating, sleeping, drinking etc.). I don't like having them, they remind me that I'm human and limit my capacity to accomplish things, but I feel like it would solve a lot of problems if nobody was dying of hunger or thirst or whatnot, as well as eliminating all the land usage for keeping everyone fed. You could still do these things, if you so desired, but it's no longer necessary.

 

[Leemaster777]

I've got it all planned out. I'd wish for the Midas touch, except I can totally control it. That more-or-less gives me infinite money as long as I don't just go handing gold to everyone on the street. From there:

Step 1: Use my newfound wealth to buy a small country.
Step 2: Make gold that country's chief export.
Step 3: Use my now even greater wealth to just be an awesome guy.

What does this entail? Well:

Buy Rare back from Microsoft, give them a swift kick in the ass, and get them back to making awesome platformers like they did in the cartridge days. On all platforms.

Pay to have the ending of Samurai Jack finally get made.

Buy the movie rights to Spiderman and the X-Men. Give to Marvel Studios. Cue fireworks.

Oh, and I'm sure I'll support researching alternative fuel, and space travel, and all that boring stuff, too.

 

[Jux]

I would like the power to make people poo out of their mouths.

Edit: As an afterthought, they would also have to eat with their asses.

This is the funniest, and grossest thing I've heard in a long time.

I would wish for omnipotence too probably. Barring that, particle manipulation at the subatomic level would be cool.

 

[Genericjim101]

Mike Carey's "Lucifer" spin-off from Sandman has taught me that omnipotence is boring and trapping. I think I'd rather
wish to be in control of an omnipotent force that be an omnipotent force.

TBH... I'm going with wishing for the detached control of an omnipotent power to solve problems. Most importantly physical impairments. In a benevolent sense not a eugenics sense XD.