if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[i don't know]

Interogate it about why everyone wants to see my face. *slowly lifts mask* now you know. *explodes*

 

[One Seven One]

Take off the mask once and for all to see why the pyro really is!

 

[i don't know]

nothing, I just blew myself up.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Let him know how it feels to be burned.

 

[i don't know]

I would let this game die in peace. AMEN

 

[Terminate421]

let him go

 

[Discord]

Awwww Hug it

 

[AvsJoe]

I dunno, feed it? Take care of it? I don't know this Pokemon too well but I'm sure it has an attack that could erase me from history or something.

 

[deathless14]

make an omelet

 

[LeonLethality]

Train it to be my guard platypus. Then let it out and have it poison the mailman for entering my property.

 

[deathless14]

cut it's hair

 

[LeonLethality]

[sub]But I like my hair...[/sub]

I would cuddle it. Platypi rock.

 

[xmbts]

Mostly wonder why he's glowing like that.

 

[LeonLethality]

Take its hat.

@Zeeky, not a catgirl, Kumatora from Mother 3.

 

[Shemming]

Stare at it all day long...........thinking perfectly normal thoughts.........

 

[Viking Incognito]

Fly away in that choper

 

[deathless14]

steal his ax

 

[Venom 3135]

Ask them to chop all my wood.

 

[Willis_D]

ask him to put on pants.