Sell it to the Chinese for untold Billions. It's totally not treason against the US because those f***ing things can be taken down by savages and a couple of logs.
Either pick up babes with it (if a tank or a puma can do it why not a AT-AT or AT-ST?) or abuse my powes like Brain from It's a Trap (best clip I can find of it)-
With my AT-AT I would destroy my place of employment so I didn't have to go to work tomorrow morning. And then go to Florida with it to enjoy myself till school starts.
Slightly modify it to make the inside more comfortable since I will not be using it for war,probably sell all but one of the lasers for large sums of cash and live on charging people for seeing it, rides, etc.
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