If you ruled your own planet what would you name it?

[scorch 13]

I would name my planet my anus just cause when i declair war on earth the news channels will be saying "myanus declairs war on earth".

 

[grimsprice]

Pandora.

And i will spend my time searching for the secret vault, which contains the fabled Smurfette. Her tentacle vagina will unleash pain and suffering upon my enemies. This super weapon will be mine!!!!

 

[Dark Knifer]

"MINE!" or "SOAD"

Both for obvious reasons.

 

[Umberphoenix]

Why would I change the name of Earth?

 

[JuanTamad]

i have good news for you... what you are saying has never been a fantasy or imagination... it is true if we take sometime to research on such subjects, we will blow our mind off... and people just chose to be skeptical about it because the facts are unbearable...

 

[Omikron009]

Blisstonia. Cookie for the reference.

 

[likalaruku]

Cabochion or Amaca.

 

[Jekken6]

Blisstonia. Cookie for the reference.

The Simpsons episode with the libertarians. Cookie please.

 

[scorch 13]

Why would I change the name of Earth?

ha,i see what you did there.

 

[RJ Dalton]

Shinypants, or Sillyhats.

 

[Omikron009]

Blisstonia. Cookie for the reference.

The Simpsons episode with the libertarians. Cookie please.

It's actually the episode with the movementarians. You get half a cookie:

 

[NeutralDrow]

I can't believe no one has beaten me to "Bob."

 

[DoctorNick]

Centauri Prime

Then I'd get a bunch of gel and put my hair up into a silly sideways-mowhawk-headcrest-thing.

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

Planet Tryax and the natives will be know as Tryxins.

 

[Tethalaki]

Faerûn

Then I'd try to populate it with very many weird life-forms.

 

[Jekken6]

Blisstonia. Cookie for the reference.

The Simpsons episode with the libertarians. Cookie please.

It's actually the episode with the movementarians. You get half a cookie:

eh, close enough. that cookie sure tastes good.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I can't believe no one has beaten me to "Bob."

And I can't belive you only just beat me to Bob.

Damn you.

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

I can't believe no one has beaten me to "Bob."

Ah haha, I get it.

I'd name my planet "The hyper-exquisite-super-revolving-organic-housing-death-producing-fear-instilling-comedic-fun-bouncy-sphere-turbo."


Or just Mazza.

 

[Ganthrinor]

Contra Mundum