If you ruled your own planet what would you name it?

[DarkLight523]

Calderis... a couple of hordes of Orks over here, some Eldar over there, and an army of Blood Ravens to defend my people... I'll be set.

 

[Corsion]

I would call my planet 'Pretzelonia', because any planet of mine would have to be an over-sized, salty snack.

 

[Bane_Star]

It wouldn't matter what I named it, because, as god, no-one would ever meet me and be able to ask me what its called, and so they would name it themselves.

I would concentrate on making the world full of dangerous animals, that look like plants.

 

[Sebenko]

The United Vostrevosk Alliance

Yeah, I spend far too much time on fictional empires.

 

[GrimFandango92]

Janatoria,
or rotanaj, my planet from spore
but im just stuck between ryjal 7 and ciradill hmmm

 

[GodsAndFishes]

"this land"

cookie for the reference.

I think we should call it your grave!!

Firefly

 

[Sir Prize]

It would be called Gerdan!
Okay, now I feel like a nerd for coming up with that.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

"this land"

cookie for the reference.

I think we should call it your grave!!

Firefly

Huzzah! Cookie for you!

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

"this land"

cookie for the reference.

JibJab?

My sincere apologies; your answer is insufficient for cookie.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Fuckery Central.

 

[TheGreatDirectorWatanbe]

I'll shall call it -pinky to mouth- Mini Planet

 

[Angerwing]

The Rape Planet of Death and Super-Violence.

There of course would be no rape, death or super-violence, my planet would be a utopia.

But no aliens would fuck with it.

 

[oppp7]

I'll name it planet Tyran. I'm sure nothing would happen to it...
Ok, I'm getting sick of all these WH 40k jokes, so I'll just say... Jesus? Other religious figures have had planets named after them, so I guess it's ok.

 

[blipblop]

I can't believe no one has beaten me to "Bob."

Ohh I havent seen titan A:E in eons (not realy but it was a long time a go)
Thanks for reminding me.
To the local movie rental place!

 

[Xyphon]

Might name it Sparta.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Terra. Wait... that's taken. Jupiter? Saturnus?

They're all taken, I can't think of any.