If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?

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pierre61

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"Uncle Peter" with the ability to hurl Werthers Originals from a lint ridden pocket directly into the insano-beams of his foes.
 

TheDoctor455

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I'd be "That Guy", just so I could watch and laugh my ass off as I watch the citizens who cried for my help arguing over whom was talking to whom.
 

maninahat

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Furburt said:
I would be the amazing, the stupendous, the beloved:

[HEADING=2]SEXUAL DEVIANCY MAN![/HEADING]
And his sidekick, Herschel, the boy wonder!
Someone did a comic about a gimp superhero. I can't remember what it was called, but the crux was that he'd deliberately get caught by the villains so he could be tortured.

From this day forth, I'll be called...[HEADING=2]THE FRIENDLY FIRE![/HEADING]
I go from place to place, trying to make friends at orphanages and clubs and whatever, but I'd end up burning the building down. It's like casper the friendly ghost, but funnier. I was a top secret experimental project of the US army. On my first day of conflict though, it all went wrong and I ended up conflagrating thousands of allied troops, bombed friendly vehicles, and destroyed aid camps.
 

Alar

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Blue-Balls. Because I would shoot out balls of blue energy, of course!
 

Aerodynamic

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Guitarman.

I would knock criminals out with guitar solos, and the guitar is amplified by my shoes.

...first I need to learn guitar.
 

Cavouku

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I will band together my friends and we shall be the Order of the Seraphim, and I shall be Seraphiel.

I've been digging into Christian mythology lately. It's good fun if you don't take it too seriously, or listen much to the people that just bash the mentioning of it.
 

Da Joz

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I would be Da Joz!

I sort of have a super power in real life, apparently I'm invisible to women.