If you were A Supervillain
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I would be.....CHAINGUY! I would have the abilty to change my right arm into a chansaw or into a chaingun. My plan would be to destroy the population of some random small town nobodys heard of, use it as a base, and steal a few nukes and threaten to destroy the world with those nukes unless someone pays me £1.59. Just enough to buy me a peanut butter sandwich. Or I could ust ask america for £/$10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
And if that doesn't suit:
DRIVER, and his 70's car which has the worst grip in the world, great for drifting, not-so-great for parking.
And if that doesn't suit:
DRIVER, and his 70's car which has the worst grip in the world, great for drifting, not-so-great for parking.
so...the bit where L dies lol just show it to fan girls/boysErana said:
i've always wanted a power...but i wouldn't look like i have one..
or
maybe at night i go around flashing people lol =/ i dunno
That made me laugh so much. Especially the punching children bit. I find punching/punting children hilarious, but I'm just as evil.Sexual Harassment Panda said:
Moving on, I'd want my name to be The Artist and I would draw and paint deaths of people, kinda like Light's power with the Death Note, but mine would be a Death Sketch and my plot would be to rid the world of people I can't stand. I have a long list of asshats that I'd love to start with.
-laughs manically-
Adam Jenson said:
I would be the Perfectly Normal Man.
I begin My evil plans by becoming a writer for children's tv programs, influencing their future lives and minds by implanting ideas, perfectly unassuming at first glance, into their little forming brains. Through this pattern I construct a skewed view of the world in a whole new generation.
I then take to adverts and begin with a variety of different products - each unimportant in of of itself, but with a purpose. The adverts would generally have the same theme, be innocuous whilst funny and have one major point to make (apart from the propagation of the product). The purpose of this campaign is to embed a certain idea or frame of mind into those who watch them.
I will spend my time from then writing articles championing various scientific or religious points of view, twisting the original purpose for whatever view I wish the reader to engage in. These would be published in popular magazines and newspapers using the reputation built up from my time as a children's tv writer and advert director.
Thus, along with other forms media (games and books and such) and under a number of different names I would change humanities views on any subject I desire - towards any means I would like.
Not one illegality, not one death.
Beat that.
i the puppetmaster (i know its used a lot) but i would have telekeises to make people my puppets and telepathy to crack there mind so baddly al they know is to serve me.l i would make a city like rapture or atlantis btu with super splicers with hero's they would try to rip out their organs but with me they are my servants.
oh yeah and a doom ray thing. (they rock)
oh yeah and a doom ray thing. (they rock)
Sorry to steal from Russell Howard, but I love the idea of "The Bamboozler!", who's only power is to bamboozle foes into submission with increasingly nonsensical statements.
Edit: On second thoughts I do that anyway...
Edit: On second thoughts I do that anyway...
If? I thought I was doing a pretty good job but if no-one has heard of me...
My quest for immortality and power under the guise of 'bettering' the world has obviously been low key to severe it's own purposes perhaps it is now time to buy a floating volcano base and assume the mission 'Fissure' to hold the world to ransom with the threat to literary split the world in two...
I am Carnage, meet my friend chaos.
My quest for immortality and power under the guise of 'bettering' the world has obviously been low key to severe it's own purposes perhaps it is now time to buy a floating volcano base and assume the mission 'Fissure' to hold the world to ransom with the threat to literary split the world in two...
I am Carnage, meet my friend chaos.
I'd be Lex Luthor.
Master Plan: Emotionally Break Superman... I will capture Lois Lane, sooner or later S-man will come running for me. At that point I Doomsday grab him, and force him to watch Juggernaut rape Lois in the ass. Surely, she will likely get torn apart.
... That'll teach the fucker.
Master Plan: Emotionally Break Superman... I will capture Lois Lane, sooner or later S-man will come running for me. At that point I Doomsday grab him, and force him to watch Juggernaut rape Lois in the ass. Surely, she will likely get torn apart.
... That'll teach the fucker.
I would be the evil Lord Licorice from Candyland. My sinister plan would be to promote tooth decay and childhood diabetes.
As a young R&D department head at Hershey I developed a synthetic licorice flavored soda using a radio active isotope to alter the consumers brain chemistry to release endorphins and promote euphoria upon ingesting the chemical. Needless to say the FDA said no and I was let go from my position but not before injecting myself with the formula, bonding it with my DNA. I now have the ability to control licorice and other sugary substances with my mind. I an turn my limbs in the licorice tentacles.
My arsenal would include that pimped out licorice cane, a woven licorice armor & cape (bullet proof).
My minions and I would attack dentists, hijack sugar truck, and attempt to lace residential water supplies with sugary goodness.
As a young R&D department head at Hershey I developed a synthetic licorice flavored soda using a radio active isotope to alter the consumers brain chemistry to release endorphins and promote euphoria upon ingesting the chemical. Needless to say the FDA said no and I was let go from my position but not before injecting myself with the formula, bonding it with my DNA. I now have the ability to control licorice and other sugary substances with my mind. I an turn my limbs in the licorice tentacles.
My arsenal would include that pimped out licorice cane, a woven licorice armor & cape (bullet proof).
My minions and I would attack dentists, hijack sugar truck, and attempt to lace residential water supplies with sugary goodness.
I would be called simply "Google".
I would develop a complex computer program that slowly but surely siphons off all web results on Google until only websites fervently praising my "Global Movement of Pain, Death, Sorrow and A Terrifying Sense of Anxiety Which You Can't Escape From, Not For One Moment, Because It's Yourself You're Anxious About, You Worthless Scumbag of a So Called Human Being, You're Worse Than Pathetic, Maybe You Should Just Go and Sit In An Alleyway and Wait For Rats To Slowly Eat Through Your Flesh" remain. Then, once that stage is completed, the Google-using population (the whole internet) will be mine! With this army of internet users, I shall use Facebook Petitions to get into a position of power, where I shall rule over my minions.
Oh, and I'd wear a suit, because I like suits.
I would develop a complex computer program that slowly but surely siphons off all web results on Google until only websites fervently praising my "Global Movement of Pain, Death, Sorrow and A Terrifying Sense of Anxiety Which You Can't Escape From, Not For One Moment, Because It's Yourself You're Anxious About, You Worthless Scumbag of a So Called Human Being, You're Worse Than Pathetic, Maybe You Should Just Go and Sit In An Alleyway and Wait For Rats To Slowly Eat Through Your Flesh" remain. Then, once that stage is completed, the Google-using population (the whole internet) will be mine! With this army of internet users, I shall use Facebook Petitions to get into a position of power, where I shall rule over my minions.
Oh, and I'd wear a suit, because I like suits.