If you were a transformer, what would you transform into?

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DrgoFx

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For those unfamiliar, there are some guidelines. When the two sides, Decepticons and Autobots, were formed, a large majority of the "pilots" became Decepticons. So in short, Autobots are primarily land vehicles, and Decepticons are primarily aircrafts. Water? Unsure of.

Also, just thought I should note this:



IT'S EVIL HOT ROD! HE HAS THE FACIAL HAIR AND EVERYTHING!
 

Hero in a half shell

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fix-the-spade said:
Hero in a half shell said:
THIS BOAT!
Be careful doing that, Hulk Hogan will come jump in you.
I'd love to have Hulk Hogan inside me. Errr... I mean there's nothing homoerotic about two tanned, muscley best friends living together and travelling around extremely liberal Carribean ports where they often get tied up by other tanned, macho men, and meet lots of hot chicks who they never actually seem to initiate relationships with...
On second thoughts I'll be a submarine, nothing more manly than a long hard shaft filled with seame...

Oh for goodness sake, is everything about sailing gay?

No. I am not searching for pictures of gay sailors. Shame on you for clicking

Ok, on third thoughts I'll be one of those big ass dump trucks they use for gold mining:

 

C F

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I've actually sat down and thought about this one day.

My answer? This sleek ascetic-looking hovercraft (which is actually a light scout unit from the RTS Supreme Commander. It's got crap armor, but a comparatively through-the-roof land speed and superior maneuverability un-hindered by terrain. Coupled with 39th century intelligence-gathering suites. And a light matter-permeating sonic cannon.)



Now all I need is optic camouflage and the autobot equivalent of popcorn.
 

Leemaster777

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Huh, I was about to make this thread myself.

Anyways, if I can choose a beast mode (like Beast Wars), I'll go with a turtle.

If not, probably a motorcycle.

Also:

TheDarkEricDraven said:
I would be an Autobot that turns into a Decepticon.
Already exists:

 

Doneeee

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A vibrator, definitely a vibrator.
But I would really transform into this badboy.
 
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Hmmm. Three-way tie between



Incidentally, this is probably the nerdiest post I have ever made.
 

Doneeee

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TheDarkEricDraven said:
JoshTheREfan said:
A vibrator, definitely a vibrator.
That would make sense, if you were infiltrating Carly. INNUENDO!
While I'm sure this joke is clever I don't understand :/ care to enlighten me?
 

michael87cn

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A spoon. Ohhhh yeahhh >:)

Just kidding.

A nanomachine! That way, no one would ever find me and I could float about the world, virtually invisible. ^^
 

CrimsonBlaze

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Since my favorite Autobot is HotShot, I would like to transform into a Ferrari.

Should I choose the side of the Decepticons, I would turn into a Police car, like my favorite Decepticon Barricade.
 

Lizardon

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I'd transform into a F-69 VTOL



To quote the leader of the Third Street Saints

"It's like a helicopter fucked a jet."
 

Ix Rebound

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Tartarga said:
I would be Decepticon, mainly so I could smack Starscream in his stupid whiny face.
This is what I would turn into. You may recognize this vehicle from an episode of Top Gear where they placed C4 underneath it and after it exploded the thing just rolled off like nothing had happened. Autobots won't know what hit them.
I was going to put in that car but i forgot its name
I think it starts with R
 

Doneeee

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TheDarkEricDraven said:
JoshTheREfan said:
While I'm sure this joke is clever I don't understand :/ care to enlighten me?
Carly Witwicky. Spike's girlfriend and later wife. Mother to Danial Witwicky.

Gods, I am such a geek.
Oh I understand now. And you a geek? Come on man your on the escapist, embrace your geeky side. :D