If you were a transformer, what would you transform into?

[fix-the-spade]

Well, the Death Star of course!

If I can't have that, then Airwolf.

Or Air Force One, then I'd be the most powerful plane on earth.

Barack... you sure about that treaty you're about to sign?

THIS BOAT!

Be careful doing that, Hulk Hogan will come jump in you.

 

[Shockolate]

A forklift.

Or a ceiling fan.

Whichever is fine.

 

[albear]

A Gibbs Aquada, because then i could transform into a car, a boat and a robot, triple transformation ftw

 

[Elvis Starburst]

Jokingly, a big metal dildo owned by some hottie ;3
But being serious, probably the Mach 5 from Speed Racer, or the Mach 6 if I was in a more futuristic mood.
*snickers* The first one would be damn awesome though... admit it XD

 

[thelittleman66]

A bear or a dragon. Gorillas are awesome too.

If I had to pick a vehicle, probably a banshee from halo.

 

[DrgoFx]

For those unfamiliar, there are some guidelines. When the two sides, Decepticons and Autobots, were formed, a large majority of the "pilots" became Decepticons. So in short, Autobots are primarily land vehicles, and Decepticons are primarily aircrafts. Water? Unsure of.

Also, just thought I should note this:

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IT'S EVIL HOT ROD! HE HAS THE FACIAL HAIR AND EVERYTHING!

 

[Hero in a half shell]

THIS BOAT!

Be careful doing that, Hulk Hogan will come jump in you.

I'd love to have Hulk Hogan inside me. Errr... I mean there's nothing homoerotic about two tanned, muscley best friends living together and travelling around extremely liberal Carribean ports where they often get tied up by other tanned, macho men, and meet lots of hot chicks who they never actually seem to initiate relationships with...
On second thoughts I'll be a submarine, nothing more manly than a long hard shaft filled with seame...

Oh for goodness sake, is everything about sailing gay?

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No. I am not searching for pictures of gay sailors. Shame on you for clicking

Ok, on third thoughts I'll be one of those big ass dump trucks they use for gold mining:

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[C F]

I've actually sat down and thought about this one day.

My answer? This sleek ascetic-looking hovercraft (which is actually a light scout unit from the RTS Supreme Commander. It's got crap armor, but a comparatively through-the-roof land speed and superior maneuverability un-hindered by terrain. Coupled with 39th century intelligence-gathering suites. And a light matter-permeating sonic cannon.)

Now all I need is optic camouflage and the autobot equivalent of popcorn.

 

[Risingblade]

A time machine, or a flying battleship. Hell a Flying timeship!

 

[Leemaster777]

Huh, I was about to make this thread myself.

Anyways, if I can choose a beast mode (like Beast Wars), I'll go with a turtle.

If not, probably a motorcycle.

Also:

I would be an Autobot that turns into a Decepticon.

Already exists:

 

[StBishop]

Obvious answer: The Tardis.

HOW WAS THIS NOT NINJA'D??

OT: Lamborghini Gallardo

 

[Doneeee]

Spoiler: My not so serious choice...

A vibrator, definitely a vibrator.

But I would really transform into this badboy.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Hmmm. Three-way tie between

Spoiler: This

Spoiler: This

Spoiler: And this

Incidentally, this is probably the nerdiest post I have ever made.

 

[Doneeee]

Spoiler: My not so serious choice...

A vibrator, definitely a vibrator.

That would make sense, if you were infiltrating Carly. INNUENDO!

While I'm sure this joke is clever I don't understand :/ care to enlighten me?

 

[Tanis]

Something that can fly.

Flying would be cool...

 

[michael87cn]

A spoon. Ohhhh yeahhh >

Just kidding.

A nanomachine! That way, no one would ever find me and I could float about the world, virtually invisible. ^^

 

[Promethax]

The thing on the cover of Judas Priest's "Screaming For Vengeance" album.