If you were a vampire what would you do?
- Thread starter Jape Corbel
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I would study up on all those topics that I have ignored due to lack of time, then I would use my gathered knowledge to build a spacefaring vessel and explore the universe.
Also, I wouldn't share my knowledge and insights with the rest of mankind. The rest of you can just rot and die for all I care.
Also, I wouldn't share my knowledge and insights with the rest of mankind. The rest of you can just rot and die for all I care.
I would hypnotize Kottick and make him sell all of his shares to me for $1
After that I would look for a way to become a daywalker.
After that I would look for a way to become a daywalker.
Well, there are multiple career paths a vampire can take.
A) Become a badass hunter of other vampires.
Requirements: black skin tone, gravely voice, fetish for leather, ability to walk in daylight.
B) Start chasing underaged girls, but never get any nookie with them. May involve topless werewolves.
Requirements: low levels of testosterone, regular use of glitter, experience with drama classes. Homosexuality recommended.
C) Join an ancient clan and shoot lykens with cool toys.
Requirements: lack of humour, fetish for leather.
A) Become a badass hunter of other vampires.
Requirements: black skin tone, gravely voice, fetish for leather, ability to walk in daylight.
B) Start chasing underaged girls, but never get any nookie with them. May involve topless werewolves.
Requirements: low levels of testosterone, regular use of glitter, experience with drama classes. Homosexuality recommended.
C) Join an ancient clan and shoot lykens with cool toys.
Requirements: lack of humour, fetish for leather.
Have lots of sex.
Occasionally kill people.
What? That's what vampires do.
Also, kill werewolves.
Occasionally kill people.
What? That's what vampires do.
Also, kill werewolves.
Live forever and drink blood! Yay.
Probably gonna learn a lot of languages too. Travel. That sort of thing. Sucks about daylight, but tis' a small price to pay. Probably ask scientists and doctors why the HECK I'm catching on fire in the sun. Or drying out. Or sparkling. Whatever kind of vampire it is.
Probably gonna learn a lot of languages too. Travel. That sort of thing. Sucks about daylight, but tis' a small price to pay. Probably ask scientists and doctors why the HECK I'm catching on fire in the sun. Or drying out. Or sparkling. Whatever kind of vampire it is.
Find a huge empty castle, ransack most of the stuff, let it sit for roughly 100 years, and spend most of my time there. And be really fucking suave...or eat some garlic to see what happens
Create a few rich thralls for labour, funds and amusement, and select a suitable queen, create a safe haven, start gathering knowledge and power, then kinda just bum around until I get bored and watch my final sunrise.
Bite Stephenie Meyer tie her up ... outside wait near my tinted windows and watch as she turns to dust
Stay under the radar, find a place that sells medical blood packs and live forever. Would love to see what happens with Video games and see what new tech gets made.
Ampersand said:
God also made what we now call demons, they were once Angles who rebelled against God. If vampires existed (they do not (probably)), then the ones who created them are demons. I am at War with demons, therefor if I became a demon I need to die or have the demon exorcised out of me. Admittedly, if there was a way to get rid of vampirism then that is the ideal way to go. I was assuming that there was no cure but a stake in the heart.rokkolpo said:
Lastly, in the immoral words of Olivia Munn
Chill In my mansion, sleep In a coffin for the lulz, get cursed with a soul by gypsies, the usual.