If you were God, what would you do?
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Give science a nudge in the right direction, or if there isn't one, make a right direction. Maybe ascend a few of my friends to demigodhood, and then play some strategy games against them, only this time using the humans on earth or w/ever. Maybe make some fantasy universes real, and spend time in them. Experiment.
Play real life Portal with my friends. Become a superhero, I don't know. The list goes on and on.
Play real life Portal with my friends. Become a superhero, I don't know. The list goes on and on.
get rid of all religions by wiping the idea of religion as fact from everyone. the bible etc would be fictional. nobody would pray (honestly, i would NOT want to have to answer all that shit). in all of history. yeah, they're right. but how would you religious people (religiouses? religionites? religionists (apparently this is a word...)?) like it if you found out that God wasnt vengeful, just literally did not give enough shits to do anything other than make you exist.
and, just to have fun, i would throw the mutant X gene out there. just... make the X-Men real. for funsies.
plus, BLOODSPORTIVERSE! and entire universe of planets full of different races all designed to fight. every month, i will force them all to sacrifice 3 people to be transported to a world which is technologically advanced, the people are all ultra-upper-class and can go to a giant arena of swamps, lava, ice and rocks (just like all the inhabited planets) to watch them fight.
and, just to have fun, i would throw the mutant X gene out there. just... make the X-Men real. for funsies.
plus, BLOODSPORTIVERSE! and entire universe of planets full of different races all designed to fight. every month, i will force them all to sacrifice 3 people to be transported to a world which is technologically advanced, the people are all ultra-upper-class and can go to a giant arena of swamps, lava, ice and rocks (just like all the inhabited planets) to watch them fight.
Force everyone to play Nazi Zombies from black ops. They must hit wave 25
At the last round, 115 plays until they beat it.
Also, everyone gets random partners and are locked in their own little room until they beat it.
Platform is non-specific. Then I let the world run its course, this not to make people evil or anything like that, it's to tell the world to slow down a bit and do something any human can do, kill zombies.
At the last round, 115 plays until they beat it.
Also, everyone gets random partners and are locked in their own little room until they beat it.
Platform is non-specific. Then I let the world run its course, this not to make people evil or anything like that, it's to tell the world to slow down a bit and do something any human can do, kill zombies.
I would positively influence and inspire people, not enough to become dependant on me or even realise that I am there, but not so little that they lose faith. At the same time allowing free will and thinking to flourish unopposed with the sole exception of tragedy striking those who "chose" to be the guy who trys his hand at geonocide.
If someone were to ask me why I would still allow bad people to do bad things I would say:"I leave it mostly up to you to make the right decisions and problem solve on your own so that you learn responsibility and not obediance to my will nor expect me to solve every problem thus giving you no desire to solve them on your own."
I would not permit people like Stalin, Hitler, or Mao Tse-tung to come into power but death and pain exist in the world today and I could see it as motivation for people to try and better themselves and the world around them(with a couple of silent nudges from me because we all know how that there will be a couple of asshats who will try to exploit that on the global level).
If someone were to ask me why I would still allow bad people to do bad things I would say:"I leave it mostly up to you to make the right decisions and problem solve on your own so that you learn responsibility and not obediance to my will nor expect me to solve every problem thus giving you no desire to solve them on your own."
I would not permit people like Stalin, Hitler, or Mao Tse-tung to come into power but death and pain exist in the world today and I could see it as motivation for people to try and better themselves and the world around them(with a couple of silent nudges from me because we all know how that there will be a couple of asshats who will try to exploit that on the global level).
Find all the other advanced species in the universe, manifest myself to them, make some sort of wormhole-esque thingy to bring them all together.
Then become a person and have fun being magic.
Then become a person and have fun being magic.
Here's the best one:
I'd make the Pokemon world real. Not just create Pokemon, but alter the world for it
I'd make the Pokemon world real. Not just create Pokemon, but alter the world for it
Well first of all I'd patch things up with satan and apologize for overreacting to him giving my children critical thinking, self reflecting and free thought. Also I'd bestow everyone with thoughts and feelings akin to critics so nobody would be able to create mindless crap and make money and encourage the world of art and entertainment to accept more scrutiny from the layman masses so they uphold a standard of progress and quality.
Absolutely nothing.
I might use the immortality bit to save me from dying of aging but not from "unnatural" causes like crashes, shootings, etc. etc. and I wouldn't use any supernatural powers to intervene in human affairs for any reason whatsoever.
I'm just taking the "you know you've done best when no one is sure you've done anything at all" philosophy from Futurama and going one personal step further. Noone should be trusted to be at the top of a hierarchy with power over others.
I might use the immortality bit to save me from dying of aging but not from "unnatural" causes like crashes, shootings, etc. etc. and I wouldn't use any supernatural powers to intervene in human affairs for any reason whatsoever.
I'm just taking the "you know you've done best when no one is sure you've done anything at all" philosophy from Futurama and going one personal step further. Noone should be trusted to be at the top of a hierarchy with power over others.
You know the Old Gods, how they were supposedly really bad, ruining people's lives for no real reason whatsoever, having their petty power struggles and whatnot.
I would make them look tame.
I think, for starters, I'll appear in several different guises, to different groups, and give them conflicting instructions. For example, I could appear a burning bush to a bunch of people, and tell them not to eat pork or work on sundays, then a few years later, I could appear as some bloke to another bunch of people, and tell them it's ok to do both of those things. Then I'd appear as a voice in the head of some other folks a few years later, and tell them it's not ok to eat pork, and they should declare holy war on anyone who does it, but it's perfectly ok to work on Sundays.
You know, just to see what happens. It'll probably be really terrible for the people on the ground, but honestly, if I were God, I'd probably find that sort of thing hilarious!
I would make them look tame.
I think, for starters, I'll appear in several different guises, to different groups, and give them conflicting instructions. For example, I could appear a burning bush to a bunch of people, and tell them not to eat pork or work on sundays, then a few years later, I could appear as some bloke to another bunch of people, and tell them it's ok to do both of those things. Then I'd appear as a voice in the head of some other folks a few years later, and tell them it's not ok to eat pork, and they should declare holy war on anyone who does it, but it's perfectly ok to work on Sundays.
You know, just to see what happens. It'll probably be really terrible for the people on the ground, but honestly, if I were God, I'd probably find that sort of thing hilarious!
reveal myself to the world, and ask the atheists if they have any questions.
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Other then that, I dont know. probably just go at a whim and do stuff.
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Other then that, I dont know. probably just go at a whim and do stuff.
Manipulate reality so things may be the way I want them to be.
Burn every religious book ever written, real or a fictional work. No believing in a false god on my watch.
3rd create faster than light engines so we can spread into space and give them to the people.
4th, become God Emperor of Mankind. But will not get stuck on the throne.
5. Have fun.
Ya so were going WH 40K "ish". Suppose it will be no fun for the trillions who will die, but they are ready to die in my name. Can't have those demons and aliens running about can we.
Burn every religious book ever written, real or a fictional work. No believing in a false god on my watch.
3rd create faster than light engines so we can spread into space and give them to the people.
4th, become God Emperor of Mankind. But will not get stuck on the throne.
5. Have fun.
Ya so were going WH 40K "ish". Suppose it will be no fun for the trillions who will die, but they are ready to die in my name. Can't have those demons and aliens running about can we.
I'd hide a spectacular treasure somewhere on the planet and then appear in a divine light and tell my subjects about it.
Then I watch the chaos unfold, and I have a good laugh when someone finally finds the treasure and sees that it's merely a 5 dollar giftcard to Subway.
Then I go about my life up in my divine kingdom with my divine harem, smiting anyone who pisses me off or renounces me.
Oh, and I'd impregnate a human woman and have her give birth to my demi-god son. Then hopefully something tragic would happen in his life and he'd find out about his parentage and try to kill me over it.
That would make for an interesting way to spend an afternoon.
Then I watch the chaos unfold, and I have a good laugh when someone finally finds the treasure and sees that it's merely a 5 dollar giftcard to Subway.
Then I go about my life up in my divine kingdom with my divine harem, smiting anyone who pisses me off or renounces me.
Oh, and I'd impregnate a human woman and have her give birth to my demi-god son. Then hopefully something tragic would happen in his life and he'd find out about his parentage and try to kill me over it.
That would make for an interesting way to spend an afternoon.
Yeah, becoming omnipotent will probably change the way my thought process works. I doubt I'd even pay humans any attention, I'd be doing much more important things.