If you were God...

[Murdering Monk]

Have you ever wondered what you would do if you were god?
Personally i think it would just be fun to randomly f**k with people...but thats just me. XP
What would you do?

 

[MasterSqueak]

I'd run scenarios, like alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, robot uprisings, or all three at once.

 

[Sick boy]

Is this in the right section?

 

[Xvito]

Is this in the right section?

It's all the other threads like this that are in the wrong section...

If I were God; I'd play some Call of Duty 4.

 

[revolverwolf]

I'd probably do exactly as this God does and hang back.

Though I'd make anything I did irrefutable proof of my existence. None of that subtle shit. I'd write "God was here" in fields and on buildings and send down shining seraphs to do as I please.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I'd make the world like Fallout 3, only with less radiation, more small cities full of survivors, and enough unpoisoned water and food sources to make survivors more common. I'd also send alien spacecrafts a la Mothership Zeta crashing into the Earth every now and then to keep things interesting. And I'd also wander the wastelands myself in the form of a cyborgified human vessel, exploring and shaping the world in subtle ways.

 

[Neonbob]

MuaaahahahahahaHAHAHAHA!
...sorry.
I would severely mess with everyone's head.
One morning, you'd wake up in Venice, the next, some random person's womb as a baby, the next, as a conjoined twin, and I'd have a planet full of complete nutters.
Fun.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I would appear in clouds and look exactly like the Monty Python God. I would inform people that the world was now to go to world socialism to end world hunger. Also everybody would be free to do anything that didn't directly and negatively impact another human being. Also I would set it to where, for every human now alive, one and exactly ONE person would be born to replace them. No more population expanding.

Oh, and I would have Godzilla attack Japan- but only the buildings that produce rape porn video games. To the rest of Japan he would give cupcakes.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would give my job to a more worthy candidate (aka: El Hombre [aka: -censored to avoid flamewar])

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Sneak up on virgins & impregnate them.

WIN!

If I where god i would make a few more episodes of red dwarf.............A Lot more episodes.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I would create worlds, let civilizations rise and fall, then when everyone is happy...destroy them.

*Types [repeat] into command-console*