if you were in a war...

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Ranged: Stalker Pattern Bolter

Melee: My Power Sword, of course.

Armour: Mk 8 Space Marine Power Armor; Errant Pattern

Terrain: A deserted Imperial world.

Enemies: All the enemies of the Imperium! Xenos and Chaos beware!
 

lwm3398

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where is max? i wanna see what he'd put...

oh,the possibilities.

or Neonbob. I can expect some fucked up stuff from him too.
 

Caboose89

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long range: Dagger
melee: Pencil tip
Armor: A suit made from the ground up skull's of my enemies... and lots of hot glue.
Terrain: An underwater mountain cave on the back of neptune... In a space ship.
Enemies: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 evil clones of myself, controlled by the voices in my head, (there's that many!).
Fighting: running away as fast as I can then stabbing them to death if they catch up.
 

IxionIndustries

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Being creator of the Ixionian empire, I would have to be outfitted as a Templar.

long range: Ixionian airship fleet. (All ships armed with tesla cannons), Lightning blasts, or my handcrafted Chem-frost pistol.

melee: Ixionian Templar staff. (Steel staff with a large scythe blade on top. Also the source of the ranged lightning attacks.)

armor: Templar armaments. (White hooded robe with an iron chestpiece over it. Many scrolls and artifacts hanging from belts.)

terrain: I'd probably be fighting from an airship, or down in the jungle.

enemies: Any fool who needs to be destroyed for the empire.

how: Strategic ranged. I'd have the airships destroy most of the enemies. Any personal problems, I would take out by using lightning attacks, and then freezing the enemy in place with my pistol. Afterwards, I'd cut them down with the staff.
 

Bellorewrath

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mentor07825 said:
lwm3398 said:
mentor07825 said:
Being the master of the Necrons, and I see myself as the combined strength of the four C'tans, these would be my weapons.

what long ranged weapon would you have? I stare at my opponent when they are up close, the enemy writhing in pain before dying. I can also send Dark Energy from my fist, killing the target instantly upon impact and capable of destroying the toughest tanks. My mere presence alone is enough to break the spines of the weak minded from the terrible spasms they receive upon seeing me.

what melee weapon? Myself. I use a scythe sometimes that can cut through any object with ease.

what armor? I am armour. My shell is created from the metal Necrodyrmis. It is a very tough armour and is capable of repairing itself on the spot. I can walk through an artillery barrage alive, ready with vengence. Not only that, I can change my appearence at will.

what kind of terrain is there? It doesn't matter where I fight. I'm Death incarnate, bringing about the Red Harvest throughout the universe, destroying all life.

who would be the enemies? All living organic material, down to micro-organisms.
damn you fallen angels! off my thread!

by the way,you're winning the war right now.
We weren't fallen! The Necrontyr race was alive once, long long ago.....then they hated life, the unfairness of it all.

IT WASN'T FAIR!

The C'tans, however, provided them an effective way of using that hatred against their enemies, and provide them immortality. The entire Necronyty race commited massive suicide, destroying their flesh for the immortality that is steel.

Now they are my army. No longer the Necrontyr, but rather the Necrons. Marching forth under my bidding to reap the Galaxy of all living things so that I may consume their souls!
Or like my preffered Tyrannids you reap the army of there souls and EVERYTHING else attached, make them into nice biological goop and then breed more tyrannids...we can always make more Carnifrex....those silly ultramarines :p
 

ReincarnatedFTP

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what long ranged weapon would you have?
AR-15
what melee weapon?
Machete
what armor?
My normal clothes
what kind of terrain is there?
Destroyed urban city
who would be the enemies?
Police,The Military, Roving Militias
how would you fight?
Stealth/Strategy
 

Neonbob

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The Volume said:
long range: Nuke

melee: Nuke
armor: Nuke
terrain: Nuclear waste land
...you seem familiar to me...
chefassassin2 said:
The Volume said:
*redundant snip*
I gotta intoduce you to my buddy Neonbob. I think he'd dig your style. How do you feel about eating children?
Are you trying to be a matchmaker? :p
Oh, I hope he likes it. He seems like a good person! And I know good people!
My enemies would be...well, nearly everyone and everything, honestly. If I had my nukes, I doubt there would be a safe place left on earth. I'm good with a nuclear winter.
 

Issalius

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kaziard said:
can i just throw chuck norris/ jackie chan at the enemy and laugh? if not then cannons which fire crocodiles which fire heat seeking killer bees (uber cookie for "name that song") i shall destroy them thar skinny jeans armies!!!.
We Ran Out of CD Space - Psychostick

i can has cookie?
 

lwm3398

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Issalius said:
kaziard said:
can i just throw chuck norris/ jackie chan at the enemy and laugh? if not then cannons which fire crocodiles which fire heat seeking killer bees (uber cookie for "name that song") i shall destroy them thar skinny jeans armies!!!.
We Ran Out of CD Space - Psychostick

i can has cookie?
fine you can have an internet cookie.
 

chefassassin2

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Neonbob said:
Are you trying to be a matchmaker?
Hey, if there's gonna be Nukes flying all over the place, I just want to know they're coming from one unified front, that way I can hide out behind you guys and wait for an opening.
[sup]Off topic of the off topic, y'all have a good eve. Chefassassin2 out![/sup]
 

Issalius

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lwm3398 said:
Issalius said:
kaziard said:
can i just throw chuck norris/ jackie chan at the enemy and laugh? if not then cannons which fire crocodiles which fire heat seeking killer bees (uber cookie for "name that song") i shall destroy them thar skinny jeans armies!!!.
We Ran Out of CD Space - Psychostick

i can has cookie?
fine you can have an internet cookie.
tank j00
 

r4ndom

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Long ranged weapon - Trained pigeons (Rocket propelled and stuffed with alka seltzers)

Melee weapon - Dildo nunchucks (cause nothing's more humiliating than being beaten silly with a phallus)

Armor - My slain enemies (fashioned into a rudimentary meat-suit)

Terrain - The mutilated corpses of my vanquished foes (that I deemed unworthy of use in said meat-suit)

Enemies - ILLITERACY AND THE CAST OF 'THE HILLS'
 

Bellorewrath

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Neonbob said:
The Volume said:
long range: Nuke

melee: Nuke
armor: Nuke
terrain: Nuclear waste land
...you seem familiar to me...
chefassassin2 said:
The Volume said:
*redundant snip*
I gotta intoduce you to my buddy Neonbob. I think he'd dig your style. How do you feel about eating children?
Are you trying to be a matchmaker? :p
Oh, I hope he likes it. He seems like a good person! And I know good people!
My enemies would be...well, nearly everyone and everything, honestly. If I had my nukes, I doubt there would be a safe place left on earth. I'm good with a nuclear winter.
I feel a similar predeliction :p though I'd be too tempted to call myself Vaultdweller in the case if any kind of radioactive fallout or winter :p

Long Range: Torque Bow when that runs out BFG 9000!
Melee: Chinese long sword (i forget the technical name but it basically a thin long sword with tassle on the end)
Armour: Tony Jaa!
Terrain: Alien planet in a desperate battle for survival! (i feel i would do better under stress:p)
Enemy: whoever looks at me funny.

Oh and i would serve in an army of Cats.....with Tyranid bio titans as steeds that had harpoon guns attached....oh interesting side note then whats ARMIES would people serve with in these wars?
 

lwm3398

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wait a minute! all i need is the reast of you seeing the better,and a bloodstained sweater!

whoever guesses this song gets twenty six million internet cookies.
 

lwm3398

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Gerazzi said:
hmmm.
Are we allowed fictional ones?
Rocket Propelled Chainsaw.
'nuff said.

FLYING TANK
fuck your flying chainsaws!

no wait

FLYING NINJA ROBOT ALIEN ZOMBIES
fuck your flying chainsaws,sharks,tanks,cats,dogs,ninjas,Nazis,zombies,robots,aliens,and anything else that flies!
 

cheesecake123

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melee= i'll have chuch norris protecting me and i guess i'll have sword
long ranged= a missile launcher (for tanks
armor= an inpenetrable suit of armour which is bright pink...you know to scare people
enemies= aliens
terrain= Belgium