If you were on death row...

[LorahRoo]

ooh it'd have to be a lovely spinach and ricotta ravioli with arribiata sauce and a whole cheesy hot tomato garlic bread.

i'd die a happy woman

 

[rokkolpo]

Pot brownies, might as well go down giggling stupidly.

Hell yes, give me a dozen and I'll be so stoned I'll reflect the chair's electricity like Geodude!

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Lasagna made by my father. Best damn lasagna of all time.

Yes, I second this.

Lasagna made by DJDarque's father.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I don't even know who you are but now I want your dad's lasagna.

If you could put a slice in a sealed envelope and send it to me, that would be great. Or, actually - and this is a totally serious request now, this isn't a joke at this point, alright? - PM me a copy of the recipe. I mean maybe your dad just has that "magic touch," but if you could tell me his process maybe I could give it a go, myself. Wouldn't be the same of course, but it'd be close enough, right? :3

 

[ten.to.ten]

It's a misconception that you get to choose anything.

You get a choice of what they have in the kitchen. Probably a burger or beans.

That's not true for everywhere, it depends on the jurisdiction.

As for me, a shitload of KFC and a pepperoni pizza.

 

[MikeyW]

An original McDLT. Not one made up for me now damnit. I want one from when they were sold.

 

[MindBullets]

Booze. And lots of it.

Either they kill me while I'm still drunk and happy, or they kill me the next morning when I have an epic hangover and are more or less praying for death.

 

[DJDarque]

Lasagna made by my father. Best damn lasagna of all time.

Yes, I second this.

Lasagna made by DJDarque's father.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I don't even know who you are but now I want your dad's lasagna.

If you could put a slice in a sealed envelope and send it to me, that would be great. Or, actually - and this is a totally serious request now, this isn't a joke at this point, alright? - PM me a copy of the recipe. I mean maybe your dad just has that "magic touch," but if you could tell me his process maybe I could give it a go, myself. Wouldn't be the same of course, but it'd be close enough, right? :3

I'll have to watch how he makes it and take notes for you. :3

 

[RADlTZ]

Lasagna made by my father. Best damn lasagna of all time.

Yes, I second this.

Lasagna made by DJDarque's father.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I don't even know who you are but now I want your dad's lasagna.

If you could put a slice in a sealed envelope and send it to me, that would be great. Or, actually - and this is a totally serious request now, this isn't a joke at this point, alright? - PM me a copy of the recipe. I mean maybe your dad just has that "magic touch," but if you could tell me his process maybe I could give it a go, myself. Wouldn't be the same of course, but it'd be close enough, right? :3

Yeah I was going to say something along these lines but thought I was just being silly. Now that I see I'm not alone, lets get a youtube recipe vid going or something, I want that sweet lasagna!

 

[Sronpop]

No meal just whiskey, served like I like my women, 12 years old and mixed with coke.

 

[Flamezdudes]

I'd say the best god damn bowl of pasta ever or the best god damn bacon sandwich ever. Or perhaps an awesome pizza. Those three choices really.

EDIT: Captcha you so funny. It says "thus whaterso"

 

[AwesomeFerret]

This should do the trick.

This man is a genius! Everybody, quick, this guy has the answer! 1-Up mushrooms! It's so simple!

 

[Womplord]

Large pizza and a bottle of wine.

 

[rex922]

Large pizza.
And a DrPepper.

 

[Tekkawarrior]

I'd go for sushi and sashimi with a coke and a big bowl of fruit salad. Not that hard really.

 

[FamoFunk]

Dominos pizza with chicken, jalapenos, peppers and pineapple and a pint (or 10) of cider. That'll do me well, think I'll die pretty happy and full.

 

[thylasos]

Most likely a really nice vegetable dopiaza, pilau rice, garlic naan.

And several pints of cobra.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Lasagna made by my father. Best damn lasagna of all time.

Yes, I second this.

Lasagna made by DJDarque's father.

I agree wholely with this statement. Definitely DJ's father's lasagne.

 

[Wintermoot]

beans lots and lots of beans
the moment I lose bowel control they will have ALLOT of mess to clean up!