If you were the last boss...
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Well it'd have to Queen
And everything sung would happen in the battle. I'd be like Kefka, similar clothes, but with my afro and the reason behind my evil? SHITS AND GIGGLES...And the greater good...Of course no one will ever know my true motives.
And then once defeated...I'd be a dick and transform into a even stronger being and this would play.
And I'd guess I'd become some sort of levitating human being whose entire body glowed an ominous white and afro flowed in the non existent wind. My power would be over nine thousand and since they can only level to 100 they're screwed.
Of course if I die I will take the world with me.
And everything sung would happen in the battle. I'd be like Kefka, similar clothes, but with my afro and the reason behind my evil? SHITS AND GIGGLES...And the greater good...Of course no one will ever know my true motives.
And then once defeated...I'd be a dick and transform into a even stronger being and this would play.
And I'd guess I'd become some sort of levitating human being whose entire body glowed an ominous white and afro flowed in the non existent wind. My power would be over nine thousand and since they can only level to 100 they're screwed.
Of course if I die I will take the world with me.
Background: I'm an extremely powerful guy. However I've sworn an oath that if the protagonist's companions (of which there are five) can best me one on one I will give one of my five powers (fire, electricity, telekinesis, regeneration and time-stopping) to each. When the first defeats me I pass one power onto them; I lose the power, but receiving it kills them. The protagonist then has to watch (and the player control) the other four companions as they sacrifice themselves to take my power, making me killable and leading to the final fight:
There would be no theme music, because the finale is a one on one knife fight in space with me giggling and whispering the companions' names quietly over the radio.
I have a spacesuit with a jetpack and near limitless invisibilty (I just can't attack when cloaked).
The protagonist has a length of metal pipe she can use to block my attacks. Her suit is normal and will rupture fatally if cut.
We're both falling towards Earth, but only the protagonist's suit is designed to cope with re-entry.
Survive.
Because conventional boss fights are so last decade.
There would be no theme music, because the finale is a one on one knife fight in space with me giggling and whispering the companions' names quietly over the radio.
I have a spacesuit with a jetpack and near limitless invisibilty (I just can't attack when cloaked).
The protagonist has a length of metal pipe she can use to block my attacks. Her suit is normal and will rupture fatally if cut.
We're both falling towards Earth, but only the protagonist's suit is designed to cope with re-entry.
Survive.
Because conventional boss fights are so last decade.
Rise by Herb Alpert.
If I'm about to be killed by some jerks looking to exploit my one weakness (probably white magic) I don't want the music to be OMGSUPERAWESOMENESSSSSSSSSS or melodramatic overblown crap. I'm a cool, laid back, sexy last boss. So let's lay down an equally cool, laid back, sexy track for my big finish.
If I'm about to be killed by some jerks looking to exploit my one weakness (probably white magic) I don't want the music to be OMGSUPERAWESOMENESSSSSSSSSS or melodramatic overblown crap. I'm a cool, laid back, sexy last boss. So let's lay down an equally cool, laid back, sexy track for my big finish.
Some sort of humanoid being who comes to our world to cause a catastrophe and kill off the majority of the population because it wants to see if mankind can persevere and rebuild a society where we don't squander our resources and kill each other over ancient stories.
... he looked upon the world
and saw that it was still depraved
as him
though not like him
for him, as all
but closed
like them
not him
unaware
he was
already caught within
their cycle
with them
outside
depraved
instinctive
rebellion
possessed
by bestial despair
he fought
this law
and broke
the spell
"So, this is why I built my empire
fled from the truths unto which they conspire"
in spirit born a stranger
a counterpart in mind
the seeker raised to bury
a freak among the blind
encountered with mysteries
on his mission to reverse their ways
he sought a life among the dead
with refuge in an endless maze
...before the silence...
"This can not be the purpose of my presence.
What then is the call of my return?"
... he looked upon the world
and saw that it was still depraved
as him
though not like him
for him, as all
but closed
like them
not him
unaware
he was
already caught within
their cycle
with them
outside
depraved
instinctive
rebellion
possessed
by bestial despair
he fought
this law
and broke
the spell
"So, this is why I built my empire
fled from the truths unto which they conspire"
in spirit born a stranger
a counterpart in mind
the seeker raised to bury
a freak among the blind
encountered with mysteries
on his mission to reverse their ways
he sought a life among the dead
with refuge in an endless maze
...before the silence...
"This can not be the purpose of my presence.
What then is the call of my return?"
I'd be a normal person and i would die in one hit. I would stand there until you killed me and deliver an incredibly long monolog about nothing.
My power would be the ability it disappoint or enrage the player with my lackluster ending. There by making me win as you feel like you've wasted your money, making me unbeatable. Unless you buy the dlc expansion pack where you actually get a satisfactory ending.
My power would be the ability it disappoint or enrage the player with my lackluster ending. There by making me win as you feel like you've wasted your money, making me unbeatable. Unless you buy the dlc expansion pack where you actually get a satisfactory ending.
If I were a last boss... okay. I've got one.
You walk further into the science lab, and you see a person dangling from a machine in the center, as you get closer you can hear him inhaling and exhaling rapidly as though he'd just run a marathon. When you get even closer his head suddenly turns to you, with bloodshot red eyes he gazes into yours, and with an animal rage shrieks in a tone that you suspect could raise the dead, shattering all of the glass in the room and causing the machine containing him to crumble releasing him.
Now free, he slumps up off of his knees and looms in front of you.
And then the fight starts.
There would be no theme, all you can hear is the lights flickering and this monstrosity shrieking.
You walk further into the science lab, and you see a person dangling from a machine in the center, as you get closer you can hear him inhaling and exhaling rapidly as though he'd just run a marathon. When you get even closer his head suddenly turns to you, with bloodshot red eyes he gazes into yours, and with an animal rage shrieks in a tone that you suspect could raise the dead, shattering all of the glass in the room and causing the machine containing him to crumble releasing him.
Now free, he slumps up off of his knees and looms in front of you.
And then the fight starts.
There would be no theme, all you can hear is the lights flickering and this monstrosity shrieking.
In a room. Filled with manga and video games. In my boxers. Little pink heart boxers. Wearing a white tank top. Playing Dragon Quest. Eating a f#$%ing pudding cup. 'Cuz that's how I roll.
(Also my theme song when the heroes come in will be Rick Asley...because I want them to be rick-rolled)
Lol.
(Also my theme song when the heroes come in will be Rick Asley...because I want them to be rick-rolled)
Lol.
I would be dressed in a SWAT outfit with a mechanical arm that has a double-barrel plasma grenade launcher on the back and a collapsing longsword on the wrist of the same arm. I would also be insane with throwing knives.
And the music you would hear playing? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtmVKGJVpFI
And the music you would hear playing? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtmVKGJVpFI