If you were to get a life-sized figurine of any fictional character...

[Dango]

Probably Jin from BlazBlue on an ice car.

 

[BristolBerserker]

Kamina in full cape flowing, arms crossed pose. Maybe with Yoko sat at his feet. Or Kratos slaying something.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Rena Ryuugu. NO QUESTION.

Spoiler

 

[Suicida1 Midget]

After putting major thought into this-
A brumak. Yes. My own lifesized godzilaish statue to terroize my subdivion with.

 

[loc978]

this guy:
I'd use 'im to mess with my dog.

 

[DanielBrown]

Adam Jensen that would be awesome but does he get to say his catchphrases?

I'm Batman?

OT: I'd take a Kratos figurine. The only game series I'd consider myself being a fanboy of is God of War, so it would be quite fitting.

 

[Adultism]

Its a tie.

Travis Touchdown, NMH, orrrr

Nyx from P3

 

[God's Clown]

Life Sized version of Sovereign from Mass Effect 1. Need it now.

 

[justsomegirl]

A goomba (assuming life-size means it's about half my height). Or a golem (the pokemon).

 

[Sulgoth]

Tali Zora no Rya. No I don't know how to spell her name correctly but if its going to be a massive figurine make it a skin tight suite.

 

[Grottnikk]

Firiona Vie from Everquest....in real-doll format. just kidding...kinda

 

[WouldYouKindly]

You know what, make it Vincent Valentine. In reality, I'd just want the cape for when the world goes all Mad Max on us. If the crazy three barreled revolver worked that would be nice too, if a little heavy to aim.

 

[BiggyShackleton]

Either Akuma or Issac from DS2.

 

[crepesack]

Suwako Moryia...or....maybe...Yuyuko Saigyouji...They're anatomically correct? Right?...Right?? \

 

[dalek sec]

An obese version of Yukari Takeba:

Spoiler

Why an obese verison of her? Just wondering is all.

For me? I'm gonna go with Bayonetta and no I wouldn't do anything pervy with it... I'm not gonna hump plastic or anything like that. Pretty much just like how her hair is set up along with those guns she has and I like chicks with glasses.

 

[MurderousToaster]

I'd get one of EVA-01, so I could stick it in my garden and scare small children.

 

[WaReloaded]

Bruce Campbell as Ash, from Army of Darkness. One day, I hope to receive such a figurine...

 

[MammothBlade]

An obese version of Yukari Takeba:

Spoiler

Why an obese verison of her? Just wondering is all.

For me? I'm gonna go with Bayonetta and no I wouldn't do anything pervy with it... I'm not gonna hump plastic or anything like that. Pretty much just like how her hair is set up along with those guns she has and I like chicks with glasses.

Because I prefer BBWs, 'nuff said.

 

[Necron_warrior]

WO-HO! NO NINJAS!

Oh god yes.
"Towering above the small town of bonnyrigg, everyone is scared shitless."

challenge accepted!!
i see your Obelisk the tormentor and raise you ....

do i win for most impractical?

D: No fair...using something that wasn't in the dub so I wouldn't know it.
...or was it?

I will concede the challenge. I don't think many things can beat something that won't PHYSICALLY fit anywhere.

Unless...Yogsothoth?

 

[Thatguyky]

I'm thinking Ezio. It'd be cool/creepy to have him lurking in a corner with his two blades out.
That or Master Chief... just cause he's awesome.