If you were to worship a fictional God who would you choose?

[Canid117]

inb4 Christianity's God.

OT: Due to the Percy Jackson series, I'm okay with the Greek gods.

Wasn't Zeus a serial rapist? Or was that little detail removed from the books?

OP: Someone already said God Emperor of Mankind but only before the Horus Heresy. But that wouldn't be worship so much as hanging around a really cool guy.

Also inb4 these two:

 

[Hal10k]

Sheogorath. No contest. Never has a deity had a more progressive policy regarding dairy products.

 

[Qitz]

Norse Gods would be fun.

That or the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

[DeadFOAM]

Sheogorath. No contest. Never has a deity had a more progressive policy regarding dairy products.

I would attend daily service for Sheogorath.

Hell, I beat that entire quest line and I still haven't beat the main story.

 

[FalloutJack]

Myself. I believe in myself, I create the world around me (existentially speaking), and I influence all that I survey with a commanding authority. I am a fictional god.

(Take that another way, I am a fictional god because I am exceptionally good at writing fiction.)

 

[Febel]

Spoiler

"Give your bodies to Atom, my friends. Release yourself to his power, feel his Glow and be Divided."

Because a nuclear bomb is the closest thing to an embodiment of a divine being's power I could ever find myself believing in.

 

[FernandoV]

I always thought Cthulhu was an interesting god to worship.

 

[Drafon]

Argg, the demon resposible for leaking the taste of styrofoam into take-out coffee.

 

[Kayevcee]

Personally I would go with the Marvel comics version of Thor. He's awesome and goes around hitting people in the face with a lightning hammer. I've always wondered if he had worshipers in the Marvel universe since he was a God and told everyone that.

I'm with you, chuck- Asgard all the way! Possibly the Celestials, though. They may not look quite as cool but they're powerful enough to lay down the law.

-Nick

 

[Tselis]

Oooo, good point! Sheogorath and Innoruuk in a pit, who ever wins gets my love and worship.

 

[Fudd]

Iluvatar for serious, Grandfather Nurgle for funsies.

*edit*

I take them back. All hail the forgotten power of Banjulhu!

 

[Micalas]

Most definitely Xel'lotath.

 

[Thistlehart]

Cayden Cailean: the Accidental God; God of Freedom, Ale, Bravery, and Adventure. Found in the Pathfinder setting.

I might have trouble leaving one of his temples unless I was off to blow up some orcs.

Check him out here: http://www.pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Cayden_Cailean He's a riot.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Probably the Greek gods, they are pretty awesome, and they spend alot of time killing people and fucking, so at least the stories will be interesting.

This. End thread. I love Greek myths.

Indeed, myself also.

 

[puff ball]

I was hoping I could beat the trolls who say a currently recognized religion.

Too late.
They're so fast!

OT:
Is there a fictional god of candy and blowjobs? If there isn't I'm making her now,
All worship the glorious goddess!

this guys god all the way in all seriousness Aphrodite closest thing to the aforementioned post

 

[AdeptaSororitas]

The God Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40K.

I think he said fictional xP The Emperor protects, see, it even says so in the Gaurdsman Uplifting Primer ^^

OT: While not really a specific god, if forced to switch from my currently religion, I'd totally follow the Turians example from Mass Effect, seriously, read the codex on it, pretty deep for a video game. (Also While there read about the galactic search engine, pretty amazing how nerdy the guys at Bioware are ^^)

 

[Azaradel]

The Crawling Chaos, Nyarlathotep.

Hey, if I'm gonna worship a Lovecraftian horror, I might as well go with the one who actually does shit, rather than ol' squidface.

Also... y'know... Nyarlathotep isn't quite as likely as Cthulhu to slaughter his own cultists.

 

[axeman157]

Yog-Sothoth, except for starting to look like Wilbur whateley.

 

[kidd25]

doctor who, the man BENDS TIME TO HIS WILL!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Also inb4 these two:

DX

CURSE YOU NINJA!

Alright, I will have to go with Q, since in all ways (besides being worshiped) he IS a trickster god.