No! I refuse to allow you to copy the "If you were your username" thread, make an OP with practically no content, and expect to receive some sort of twisted internet glory.
bfffmmrrrblllrge GAH!!! I can't even look at you right now! Go on, just, just go! get outta here! You make me sick!
I bet that little outburst was unexpected, eh? You know what else was unexpected??