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Hobo Joe

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Then I'd be IRON FUCKING MAIDEN. I can't really complain about that to be honest.
 

HardRockSamurai

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I would be a cat with a gun.

[small]...and I would be soo much happier.........sniff........[/small]
 

Random Argument Man

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I'd be too cool for this site... I would also be 68 years old...

By the way, you have -10 points for lack of originality.
 

Sassafrass

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I'd be John C. McGinley A.K.A Dr. Cox.

It'd be funny as hell.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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I'd be rather strange.
I mean, I'd be a screaming face with the sound of laughter. and there would be blood everywhere. :(

I'm so going to change my avatar to something better... from the same anime...
although Satoko is very nice, and it will feel horrible to get rid of her :(
 

Armored Prayer

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I'd be Darth Vader and Homer Simpson morphed together.

Which will be awesome because I can just force levitate doughnuts towards me and choke little boys with my mind.
 

A random person

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I'd be a 9-year old magical girl who violently befriends her enemies instead of talking them down. I'd also be working for the Time Space Administrative Bureau.
 

DoctorWhat

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No! I refuse to allow you to copy the "If you were your username" thread, make an OP with practically no content, and expect to receive some sort of twisted internet glory.

bfffmmrrrblllrge GAH!!! I can't even look at you right now! Go on, just, just go! get outta here! You make me sick!

I bet that little outburst was unexpected, eh? You know what else was unexpected??