If you were your Escapist Avatar...

[Frankydee]

I would probably catch fire once in awhile.

 

[RagingMetrosexual]

I'd be a cute cuddly Cthulu terrorising lego minifig-esque people.

Wait a second won't this thread just be made up of people describing their avatar's?

...ok then

 

[Azraellod]

I'd be a floating cat head that carries a scythe.

Sounds like fun I guess, although I'd miss having more then one limb.

Nonetheless, people would learn to fear the Kitty Reaper, for upon my arrival all their small pet rodents will die.

 

[DanielPowell33]

I would be dead.

 

[Fingerprint]

Please, if you're going to start a thread can you add a little more than the question posed as a title and then less than a line of text that is extremely uninformative. You're profile says you've been on the Escapist for a few months now so I'd have thought you may know the general standards of this site.

That being said I will try to answer your question. If I was my avatar I'd be a now out-dated idea of what an atom structure was thought to be. Still i'd be happy because I'd be the logo of my favourite band (hence the reason that I chose the avatar in the first place) Strung Out.

 

[ThreeWords]

I would eat your head.

 

[Lexodus]

I'd be pretty fucking awesome. Go Genesis!

 

[aarontg]

I don't think I can cope with having no face...

 

[Julianking93]

Then I'd have an extremely high intellect and solve criminal cases.

Oh wait I already do that.

 

[iFail69]

I would be one hell of an awesome badge!!!

that would be sweet...

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

I'd be the bane of little girls everywhere.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Well I don't know how I'd react but Mark Harmon would be very annoyed...

 

[Mana Fiend]

Then you'd all have to FEEEEEEEEED ME!

 

[Idlemessiah]

Then I'd be an awesome dark bloody moon that seeks out to destroy makers of repeat threads.

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd be killing people for no real reason.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Depends if I'd retain my sentience or not.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I am my avatar.
That is a picture of me.
I am a puppy. With typing skills.
And also for some reason I don't age.
It's pretty sweet.

 

[Librarian Mike]

I could make you cower in fear...with just a look.

Bea Arthur rules.

 

[TheDustyBanana]

I would be Morpheus, the personification of Dream