If you were your Escapist Avatar...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would be the cutest animated ball jointed doll EVAR.
I'd also be a girl. That does not make me happy.

 

[Bob_F_It]

Might be considering a new avatar after that thought...

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I'd be three of the four members of my band and part of the bar we were standing with instead of just one of us

 

[tthor]

i would be banging my head against my keyboard.
so, nothing would change really

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

I'd be a turky who got snuggled 2 death.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I'd have plastic surgery done to me face and have me head shrunk

 

[Rahnzan]

I'd be an immortal god moon capable of the destruction of worlds, silently watching the abyssmal dark until somewhere something happens that changes the universe forever.

And then I will act.

The Guardian cometh.

 

[dududf]

I'd be saving lives and not giving a fuck.

 

[icekiller453]

...... I have no idea wtf I would be.......

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I would eat.

 

[The Singularity]

It would be horrible. All you do is get yelled at because that stupid human makes you say dumb things...

 

[justhereforthemoney]

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Yeah, i'd rule.

And I'd be your arch-nemesis.

 

[soren7550]

I'd be the Black Mesa Research Facility logo.

 

[NotAPie]

Uh...
My head would just keep exploding?
Dear god that would be terrible.

 

[Hafnium]

..then I would enjoy sea-food and garbage.

 

[Unknower]

I'd be... pretty stiff?

 

[SuperGoomba64]

I'd be pretty screwed.

 

[CuervoJoe]

I'd be worried. And I'd also have a psychic virus.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

...then as your attorney I'd advise you to get a fast car with no top and head to Las Vegas to cover the Mint 400. We'll also need a tape recorder, for special music.