Hahaha wow i'm tired I read that as distress bacon.Aitruis said:How about a distress beacon?
Well then we're both cheats because I would teleport myself out of there. Or what about a fully fuelled spaceship.....CoverYourHead said:A teleporter that can take me back home?
But that's probably cheating...
So I'll say drugs, preferably something powerful and hallucinogenic, so LSD, as said above.