If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

That is an interesting way to live, Zero.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Stranger: your back! were have you been?

 

[Scde2]

Where was I?

 

[ShockValue]

You were dead.

 

[Scde2]

Oh no!

 

[UnusualStranger]

@AgDr: I was having a few....problems.
All fixed now.

 

[AnteCreativity]

GAH! What ARE you!?!?!?

 

[Scde2]

I woke up by myself again.
//_T

/wrist

 

[UnusualStranger]

No worries, I keep you company.

 

[Scde2]

Ima happy now!
//_^

 

[UnusualStranger]

Yay! Happy to help!
^_^

 

[Scde2]

Happy to be happy!
b-(//_^)

 

[UnusualStranger]

Happiness is catching!
(^_^)

 

[Vrex360]

Greetings tentacle monster? Do you perchance hate humans with a fiery passion?

Because if you do, I'd like to get your number.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*starts stabbing Vrex*
Goddamned alien, get the hell out of here already! And stop trying to wipe us out!

 

[Dr.Susse]

There has to be an even squishy-er race to squish.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Exactly. Then we could work together on the purge, because let's face it, committing genocide against another race is much more fun when you have another group along for the fun.

 

[Dr.Susse]

And the alien booze.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Alien booze? You think I'd drink alien booze!? Why would I need nasty stuff like that when I have bourbon to go with my dropbear steaks?

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm thinking that if they have mastered space travel they haven't discovered bourbon yet. Because you can only have one pinnacle of technology.