If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Rainboq]

*See my avy*

 

[Scde2]

*Looks at Rain's avy*
Oh come on!
Was it really that bad?

 

[Rainboq]

*see my avy again*
yes... yes it was...

 

[That's Funny]

Wohh How much did I drink last nig..... Why are you so tense, is it my face?

 

[Rainboq]

Is.... is that a helmet?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Yay! We aren't derailed as of this moment!

Never seen a ninja, have you.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

What the hell did I wake up next to? I mean really, WHAT ARE YOU?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Said from behind your back* A ninja.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Good. Because I'm the one true Magical Man.
*Zaps with concentrated awesome*
1000d6 damage! NO SAVE! NO SPELL RESISTANCE! NO IMMUNITIES! NO DAMAGE REDUCTION!

 

[Rainboq]

That BEARD....

 

[KitsunetheFox]

The beard... is actually my third arm.
*Uses it to bake cookies*

 

[Rainboq]

*see my avy*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

You're shocked. That is evident. Now lift your feet please.
*Vacuums/Hoovers*

 

[Rainboq]

MY FEET!
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[KitsunetheFox]

You my friend, are insane... stay that way.
*Hugs*

 

[Rainboq]

*monocle*
Thank you!
*removes monocle*
*puts on viking helmet*
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[KitsunetheFox]

*Smacks upside the head*
Stop that. You're giving me a headache.

 

[Scde2]

You, sir, are going back to my front lawn with the other gnomes.

 

[ShockValue]

Well, have fun being set on fire.

 

[Scde2]

I'm already on FIRE.