If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Reg0]

change my xbox avatar to a girl get it on?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Nein!
-bounces on Chrono's (Reg0's) head, spear down, until his body is naught but a puddle of mush-

 

[AgDr_ODST]

 

[Zeromaeus]

You do realize that the main offense of most dragons is fire, right? You do realize that I am a warrior specifically trained to fight dragons, right? Your fire is hardly a threat to me! As a matter of fact...
-inhales-
Dragon Soul -> Fire Breath
-a cone of flame engulfs AgDr_OST-

 

[Lepre-Khan]

Last night gave new meaning to the term:Japanese Role Playing.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I'm an adventurer. I'm a whore for gold. Even a leprechaun's gold.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

DAMN YOU SCIENCE! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME CREATE THIS DISGUSTING CREATURE WHILE I WAS HIGH ON SUGARY SOFT DRINKS LAST NIGHT!?

 

[BoosterGold]

Gotcha now give me those lucky charms because its breakfast time baby.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

BoosterGold Eh? INTO THE POT!

 

[xxcloud417xx]

drink that bottle and demand he take me to his pot of gold.

 

[BoosterGold]

Its Steve Jobs oh my god oh my god, *SQUEE*
Will you sign my Iphone please

 

[Alusin86]

*I-phone is smashed by a cinder block*
You tell em Bob.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-lands jump on i-phones-
Whazzup guys?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Nuthin

 

[Zeromaeus]

Hmm. That's good I guess...
I'm looking for people to play MapleStory with...

 

[Alusin86]

Attack->throw->Bob->Zeromaeus

Alusin throws a cinder-block at Zeromaeus

 

[Zeromaeus]

-miss-
-dance-

 

[Alusin86]

Bob returns to Alusin

Magic->Blizzaga

Alusin casts Blizzaga

 

[Knife-28]

Weapon-> Throwing Knives

Knife uses Trowing Knives.

It's super effective.

 

[Alusin86]

Block->cinder block->knives

Alusin uses bob to block the knives