If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[ShockValue]

I'm not so sure how to react here >.>
*Sets bed on fire* Yeah...

 

[Sacman]

Now go Shock!, use Thunderbolt!
Headsprouters are week against thunderbolt...

 

[ShockValue]

Yeah, I don't think so.

 

[Sacman]

Come on Shock, I have all 8 badges...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Do it yourself!

 

[Sacman]

Pfft, but we're supposed to be partners with friendship and stuff... and besides you're like Electric type!

 

[ShockValue]

I stand by what I just said!

 

[Sacman]

Fine than I'll just have to catch another ShockValue...

*Throws pokeball at...*

 

[ShockValue]

Not going to happen.

 

[Sacman]

oh Come on Shocky... you'll be my only one, and you can have all of my rare candies and health ups...

 

[ShockValue]

How many times do I have to say no?

 

[Sacman]

Pfft! but don't you want to help me catch a legendary bird?

 

[ShockValue]

Uh huh.
*Sets on fire*

 

[Sacman]

D: But you're not a Fire Pokémon...

 

[ShockValue]

Not a pokemon.

 

[Sacman]

Pfft, fine... well than how about a drink? ;D

 

[ShockValue]

You're still on fire.

 

[Sacman]

Heh, than I hope you like your alcohol on fire... how about a Flaming Dragon?

*Burns to death...*

 

[ShockValue]

You should have done something about the fire instead.

 

[Sacman]

Might as well die drunk, if I'm on fire anyway...<.<