If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[tilmoph]

Everything's upside down, I don't know who you are, and it looks like I'm not anywhere near home. Clearly drinking is the problem, and the only solution is drinking until this all makes sense again. What'll you have?

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Why is someone's shoulder patch on my pillow?

 

[Sapphirewave]

Why is someone's cat on my pillow? Wait, is that a gun?

 

[tilmoph]

... oh gods, it's a Pokemon. Not even one of the cuddly ones. At least it wasn't the rock snake again.

 

[Barbas]

I don't know how this is even possible.

 

[Rabbitboy]

WOHOO, finally a human girl again!

 

[tilmoph]

OH GOD THAT BUNNY LOOKS UNDERAGE! pleasetellmenothinghappenedpleasetellmenothinghappenedpleasetellmenothinghappenedpleasetellmenothinghappened.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Yes she is underage.

OT: What am I supposed to do with this.

 

[Sapphirewave]

Ok, PLEASE tell me I didn't commit bestiality again last night.

 

[Barbas]

Hey baby. You gotta fine skeletal structure.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Do you know how to switch the gravity generator back on?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You're cuter than some of the other things I've woken up next to.

 

[Barbas]

Oh Erin, you're so inappropriate!

 

[Rabbitboy]

Wow babe, you really turned my world upside down.

 

[Barbas]

Ooh, what flavour's that?

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I'm must be at the foot of the bed looking upside down...

 

[Kae]

Oh hi there little kitty! Who are you shooting today?

 

[Barbas]

You look slightly irradiated. Are you well?

 

[Rabbitboy]

What do you want for breakfast?

 

[Barbas]

Hey there, little fella. Would you like some souls?