If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[staika]

Poor hornets, nobody loves them. It must be sad to be a hornet.

 

[Porygon-2000]

See, I'd be worried, IF I didn't work with a psychopathic mercenary with a fire obsession.

Actually, scratch that. I'm still terrified.

 

[My name is Fiction]

We'll if we bring in more bees they can kill the rest of the hornets.
That sounds like a great idea.

 

[DOOM GUY]

Eh, Gordon Freeman, could be worse I suppose.

 

[My name is Fiction]

When will these people realize its a crazy train?!
I should remove everyones brains and replace them with tesla coils.
That would fix this.
*Looks for bonesaw*

 

[Porygon-2000]

THAT'S MY JOB, YOU LAZY- *ahem*

Please, the position of insane doctor has been taken. In the meantime, why don't you work on a sequel to your last game? I quite enjoyed it, you know?

 

[staika]

We should remove their brains and replace them with bee hives, only then can we fight off the hornet invasion.

 

[Headsprouter]

Why is Porygon posting in character?

NOW I WANNA POST IN CHARACTER.

Oh well, OT, if I woke up in staika's bed I...

-clicks and drags-

Would die by time paradox. Figures...

 

[staika]

No bad!
*smacks headsprouter with rolled up newspaper*

No one topic! I thought I beat this into all of you!

 

[Porygon-2000]

Oh, this wasn't an in character derailed thread? My apologies.

And staika, you're just jealous you can't get none of my sexy sexy bod!

 

[My name is Fiction]

When the leaders of the world meet my demands HalfLife 3 will be released... on the XBOXONE! Muhahahahahahaha!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Stop staring at me.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Its not me, its the glasses.

 

[IceForce]

I imagine you're still carrying your trusty crowbar?

 

[My name is Fiction]

When he said my crowbar was he kinda refering to my dick? They are both equal in importance.

 

[thesilentman]

Stop that Gordon, I'm a suit of armor. >.>

 

[My name is Fiction]

Iss that a loincloth? That is the worst armor design I have ever seen in my life.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Jeez, Gordon is a dick.

No wonder he doesn't usually talk to anyone.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Orange and Rust is a must in my color pallet. And not colour like those wimpy french.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

... O_O

Did I just travel through time?