If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Man, you keep telling me to make a wish and I keep thinking you're evil.

 

[Barbas]

Stop facemorphing for a minute so that I might properly appreciate your beauty.

 

[Padwolf]

But he's made of stone. I don't know what to think

 

[DOOM GUY]

Well, shit, that can't be good... FIRE!!!

 

[Barbas]

What an astonishing piece of headgear.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I hope it was just you and not the dog, I like dogs, but not in that way

 

[Barbas]

Alistair Darling?

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

I guess this was inevitable.

 

[Barbas]

Where did you park the getaway vehicle?

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

Across the street, but I keep a smoke bomb in the drawer next to the bed for just such occasions.

 

[Barbas]

Excellent...everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen.

 

[Neuromancer]

You run in your sleep. The bruises in my sides are undeniable proof.

 

[Barbas]

Dude, why d'you wear shades indoors, bro?

 

[Neuromancer]

Last night had some gooooood stuff, I must admit.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Don't look at me like that

 

[EilaliE]

Downloading memories.exe from last_night.net.

 

[Barbas]

You look oddly pensive. Is there a crime?

 

[Neuromancer]

Yeah run, now. It's not like you enjoyed it last night.

 

[Barbas]

Crumbs. Is it Tuesday already?

 

[Neuromancer]

In a few hours. Lie back down.