If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Dragonbums]

I hope I didn't leave too many scratches on you.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

ZZZ O_O

How did you fit in the bed?

 

[Malpraxis]

Not again.

 

[xmbts]

Oh it's you. Hey.

 

[xmbts]

I find that I often say the same thing to my cat.

 

[Twintix]

No, no, NO, NO! Holy carp! I'm going to get arrested for zoophilia!

 

[xmbts]

Think of it as the result of a fish pun.

 

[Twintix]

Well, the rules for the forum games say that you shouldn't swear here. I think. I'd better not take any risks.

And you thought that pun was bad? I haven't even gotten started.

 

[xmbts]

No swearing? Shit I've been breaking rules for 4 years now. :O

 

[Elfgore]

Hey, Baby? Where did you go? All I see is a pair of glowing eyes... Oh dear God save me!!!

 

[Elfgore]

What do you look like under that helmet?! Tell me!!! *starts shaking you*

 

[Twintix]

Oh no! A yandere!

Please don't hurt me!

 

[Twintix]

...I don't know what you mean, miss.

>_>'

<_<'

 

[Barbas]

Oh no, not this again! D:

 

[SirDerpy]

This damn statue keeps sneaking into my bed!

Get back into the yard and look pretty! What a useless piece of statuary.

[sub]Although very handsome, I have to admit...[/sub]

 

[Twintix]

...How did you get into my house? Why are you staring at me like that? Miss?

...Was I...that bad?

 

[xmbts]

Well that's still happening.

 

[RedDeadFred]

I can't see you very well. You move too quickly. Judging from your eyes and inhuman appearance though, I'd say I need to get out of my bed right now because my nightmares are coming to life.

 

[Malbourne]

Wha-

You're not the trick I picked up last night!

 

[Elfgore]

Please, stop walking on the bed and turn the TV off. I'm quite tired.