If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Drummodino]

Oh crap, please tell me you're of age...

 

[Drummodino]

Do you have to wear that ridiculous thing to bed?

 

[SirDerpy]

I...I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Also turn the flames in the background off, you're setting the room on fire.

 

[Drummodino]

Why hello there *waggles eyebrows*

 

[SirDerpy]

Oh my god, it's you again!

Who are you even? How do you keep getting in my house/bed?

Why are you still setting things on fire, dammit!

 

[xmbts]

You look like somebody who takes high school too seriously.

 

[Drummodino]

What... are you?

 

[xmbts]

Don't worry about that.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

What the fuck did I take last night?

 

[Silence]

Arghl argh ehhhhhhh

I think I would leave the house to you D:

 

[RedDeadFred]

What am lying on....? Oh crap, a hamster was in my bed and I squished it in my sleep. Wait.... why is it wearing glasses?

 

[The Squid King]

I've made a huge mistake

 

[SirDerpy]

...On the bright side, I've found dinner tonight!

 

[Barbas]

I'd buy that for a-...ohhhh, I'm going to prison.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I don't even know what that is let alone how this could be possible.

 

[RedDeadFred]

WHAT THE FU- *has throat torn out*

 

[Rabbitboy]

Get that knife away from me you psycho!

 

[RedDeadFred]

Phew, good think the ambulance got to me in time. At least I'm safe here in my hospital bed. Yes, nothing can get to me he- What's that under the covers? IT FOLLOWED ME HERE?!

 

[Barbas]

Could you stop writhing theatrically, please?

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

Well this is unexpected