If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Rabbitboy]

Oh my god someone call the fire department!

 

[EilaliE]

Hello, breakfast.

 

[Barbas]

Who keeps leaving their dinosaur toys lying in my bed?

 

[Rabbitboy]

That was so hot.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

That was so hot.

That's because it's Friday...

 

[Barbas]

Well, looks like it's that time again Franky! Hohohohohoho!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

A fish? Breakfast in bed!!

 

[Barbas]

A kitten? I hope I didn't unduly flex your little spinal column! :<

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You're crazy but cute. It'll be okay.

 

[Barbas]

Oh, this just ain't happenin'.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Why are you upside down? Are you Spider-Woman?! That would be so cool!

 

[Barbas]

Good, there is no time for regrets. Shall we?

 

[tilmoph]

Everything's upside down, I don't know who you are, and it looks like I'm not anywhere near home. Clearly drinking is the problem, and the only solution is drinking until this all makes sense again. What'll you have?

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Why is someone's shoulder patch on my pillow?

 

[Sapphirewave]

Why is someone's cat on my pillow? Wait, is that a gun?

 

[tilmoph]

... oh gods, it's a Pokemon. Not even one of the cuddly ones. At least it wasn't the rock snake again.

 

[Barbas]

I don't know how this is even possible.

 

[Rabbitboy]

WOHOO, finally a human girl again!

 

[tilmoph]

OH GOD THAT BUNNY LOOKS UNDERAGE! pleasetellmenothinghappenedpleasetellmenothinghappenedpleasetellmenothinghappenedpleasetellmenothinghappened.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Yes she is underage.

OT: What am I supposed to do with this.