If your life was in beta

[MrShowerHead]

Okay, first of all, the story is quite boring. Maybe you should add a DLC or something.

Checkpoint point system doesn't work at all.
Graphics are okay
Also, gameplay is pretty repetive. Right now, I'm playing School Level and I just keep doing the same stuff every time. Wake up early, go to school, get out of school, go to sleep, repeat. So, more gamemodes.

 

[El Poncho]

Even though I choose the Yes option to begin a quest the next day the character comes up with an excuse to not do the quest.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Some more bugs:

Run button doesn't work. I only get this wierd animation when I press it.
I'm also suffering for this "Get A Date" quest bug as many others here. It doesn't start at all.

 

[_Janny_]

I'd report that the homework exe. is bugged and should be deleted entirely. *whistles innocently* And I'd complain that, despite my greatest efforts, the ctrl-c ctrl-v doesn't work. It's very frustrating.

I'm also suffering for this "Get A Date" quest bug as many others here. It doesn't start at all.

Haha, this totally made me chuckle.

 

[A random person]

While an interesting way of subverting the typical "eat food to recover" mechanic seen in many RPG's, it's way too easy to get fat, and it's a hard to fix status affect to boot.

Also, the tutorial section for many players is slow-paced and overly restrictive.

Lastly, the Hindenburg incident was simply bad programming. It's no reason to exclude airships from the final release.

 

[viranimus]

If my life were in beta, the developer would get shut down and consolidated by the publisher and the project canned just before release.

 

[drbarno]

I'm currently stuck in "Freeplay" mode until the developers finish off the "Careers" Expansion pack.

 

[SimuLord]

If? I'm pretty sure my life was developed by Obsidian. And the publishers insisted on a nine-month dev cycle---you can't get a proper life built in that little time.

I'd say that's the alpha stage. Beta is the next eighteen years.

But really... do we ever leave beta?

We're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

 

[Squeegeez]

While I've managed to complete the "get a date" quest, it only re-appears in my quest log infrequently. The quest after that, "keep a girlfriend", seems too hard, I can't complete it no matter how hard I try.

Also it's as if the buttons aren't connected to actions. I can meaningfully hit all the buttons to do something, but the character will just stand there with a thought bubble and not actually do anything.

Maybe I shouldn't have maxed out on just Int. Probably would have been better in this beta to even out it out and put some points into charisma and strength.

 

[Rewdalf]

"Godamnit, anytime I press a key/button nothing happens!"
Because reasons...
I'm a lazy fuck.

 

[ThoseTwoDudes]

Error: The Art stat is impossible to increase on the party member "Those Two Dudes".

 

[Monsterfurby]

Insane loading times every morning, and lag that goes on until 2 PM at least.

 

[Naheal]

If? I'm pretty sure my life was developed by Obsidian. And the publishers insisted on a nine-month dev cycle---you can't get a proper life built in that little time.

Best.
Response.
Ever.

No other words can describe.

 

[Darth Pope]

I'd report that the parenthood campaign is seriously imbalanced and needs to be redesigned from the ground up.

 

[Cogwheel]

Permanent beta, new stuff being added, highly complex, amusingly ridiculous difficulty, no way to do well without reading up on everything, no plot, practically everything is randomly generated, and worst of all, death is permanent. Also I appear to be incompetent and would probably die to a large dog.

Basically, yes, roguelike RPG.

 

[minarri]

My game would be cancelled before release because the main character just isn't stimulating or likable.

But on second though maybe it could get made if I found the devs who do the Monster Hunter games, 'cause that's about how fun my life usually is.

Press X to get sworn at by students

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Player's avatar doesn't respond well to commands, and slow response time means frequent delays and frustration on the part of the player.

NPCs, adversaries and other characters very limited. There is just not much stuff to interact with.

Story is convoluted and confusing. I would strongly suggest streamlining the quest system.

Minigames are the best thing about this game, and more fun can be had playing them rather than the main quest!

 

[emerald2142]

Sometimes, the enemy AI doesn't actually attack, it just swears at me and is a total dick. It shies away from any sign of a fight, but when I walk away and look away, it'll start to verbally assault me again.

THIS.

OT: I'd say something is wrong with the food consumption aspects, I eat food but my hunger level doesn't go down. Same goes with thirst. Especially with iced tea...

Also punching trees doesn't yield logs, and inventory space is far too limited.

 

[Angerwing]

The graphics are ugly. Currency system doesn't seem very efficient. It's difficult to get any real kind of income without grinding. The AI coding is fucking atrocious.

 

[blankedboy]

Exams are boring, why am I playing a game about exams?

The graphics are ugly. Currency system doesn't seem very efficient. It's difficult to get any real kind of income without grinding. The AI coding is fucking atrocious.

How sadly true.