ignore please

[Slaanesh]

Well well well. What do we have here? The title specifically said for you to ignore this thread. But no, you just said to yourself,"Fuck you Deathleaper, I'm going to read the shit out of your thread."

Now you must face my wrath. DESPAIR! LOOK WHAT YOUR CURIOSITY HAS GOTTEN YOU INTO!!!

Actually, you know what, curious, little, frightened Escapist? I'm feeling a bit generous right now. I shall give you a chance to redeem yourself. Just perform either one of the 2 following activities:

1. Tell me about a time where you were told not to do something but did anyway(a discussion of sorts).

2. Virgin or goat sacrifices. Bonus points for virgin goats.

I'll even help get this circus rolling. Once when I was a small(and incredibly handsome) child, my parents had bought some $2 lottery tickets(scratch offs). Naturally, I grabbed a nickel and wanted to "help" them out. They told me to not scratch the "VOID IF REMOVED" area. This $2 ticket could've been a winner, around $60-$70. Could've. I scratched off the "VOID" area, screwing my parents over $60.

In a totally unrelated incident that I had no part in whatsoever, a farmer reported 4 of his goats missing.

NOW GO PITIFUL ESCAPIST, REDEEM YOURSELF!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[FalloutJack]

-Ignored-

Well well well, an abandoned thread bearing the title of 'Ignore please'. No sense letting it go to waste!

The topic is now LOLCATS.

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha haaa...

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

1. I have posted in many threads I had been told to ignore.

Spoiler: 2

They were definitely virgins when I got them, but I may have damaged the goods after the drunken orgy. They're just so cute.
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[QUOTE=FalloutJack][QUOTE=Deathleaper]-Ignored-[/QUOTE]

Well well well, an abandoned thread bearing the title of 'Ignore please'. No sense letting it go to waste!

The topic is now LOLCATS.

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha haaa...[/quote]
You may have jumped the gun (though I assume that was your intention considering the evil laugh), but I suppose I can also add to this second line of discussion, and shall in doing so raise you a third.
[img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59jebnopF1qzt48ao1_1280.jpg"]
Mwa ha ha indeed.

 

[shrekfan246]

Hah. I laughed.

Spoiler: Here is your sacrifice.

As for the first number, I've posted in many threads such as... er... this one? Also, when I was younger I would get up late at night after my parents were asleep and I would play games on my Gameboy or Nintendo 64.

Spoiler: As for the new, third topic:

 

[God'sFist]

burned myself on a stove, there you happy you monster! *cries*

 

[Lucem712]

I can't help it, I'm a rebel!

Even typing 'LOLcats' into Google can provide disturbing content.

 

[OvBr]

1. Tell me about a time where you were told not to do something but did anyway(a discussion of sorts).

Ha, I'm ignoring this question as I only came here to post lolcats.

Spoiler

2. Virgin or goat sacrifices. Bonus points for virgin goats.

The choice is obvious.

Spoiler

The topic is now LOLCATS.

See above. But here's another anyway.

Spoiler

Captcha: patty cake. Challenge accepted, captcha

Spoiler

 

[Orphillius]

I actually just sacrificed the last of my goats earlier today. I do have another shipment coming in, though. The paperwork says they'll be virgins, but if I'm honest, the guy that's been delivering them lately has an odd look to him and the goats he's brought me so far have been a little jumpier than usual. Nothing to worry about I'm sure.

 

[Unsilenced]

Chocolate milk said "shake before opening."

Rules were meant to be broken.

I actually just sacrificed the last of my goats earlier today. I do have another shipment coming in, though. The paperwork says they'll be virgins, but if I'm honest, the guy that's been delivering them lately has an odd look to him and the goats he's brought me so far have been a little jumpier than usual. Nothing to worry about I'm sure.

Who you calling odd looking?

And the goats are fine. It's none of your concern.

 

[Absimilliard]

I've been told to stop sacrificing virgin goats, so two for one...

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I kinda maybe sorta accidently went swimming with my smart phone. I forgot it was there even though someone told me to take it out of my pocket.

 

[Kae]

Darn you got me! Anyway.

1. Tell me about a time where you were told not to do something but did anyway(a discussion of sorts).
Well I was 4-5 years old I was told to not enter into the really deep Olympic style pool, so I of course had to do it, and after almost drowning for a while [small](It was probably not too long)[/small] I figured out how to swim, so it worked out fine, it was also very funny when my parents actually found me and I was swimming there, because well they didn't know I could swim, so of course I won!

2. Virgin or goat sacrifices. Bonus points for virgin goats.
My uncle used to sacrifice cats to the USA, and by sacrificing them I mean throwing them to the other side of the border and involuntarily making them US citizens, I mean it's not really a sacrifice, and there were no goats involved, but considering how many cats he emigrated some of them had to be virgins, but anyway that's just as evil, right?

 

[Esotera]

I was told not to try rooting my phone and replacing it with a better ROM, and probably should have listened as now it won't boot to Android, and I need to flash the firmware to get it working again.

 

[ScaryAlmond]

There was this one time when I was told to just forget something but it always crept back into my mind.
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

I did try painting my car red but I ran out of goats if that counts

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

1. Tell me about a time where you were told not to do something but did anyway(a discussion of sorts).

No.

 

[Shinsei-J]

I was told not to try rooting my phone and replacing it with a better ROM, and probably should have listened as now it won't boot to Android, and I need to flash the firmware to get it working again.

Hhhhmmmm..
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/345/629/cb3.jpg
1. I was told not to watch the new spidy movie, went anyway, huge mistake.
2. I'm not committing seppuku.

 

[Padwolf]

You evil evil person! You caught me! I will play your evil game.

1. Many times, but I won't tell you about any of them because I am a rebel! Muahahahaha!
2. I refuse to sacrifice this goat, it's my last goat!

Spoiler: lolcats!

 

[Arakasi]

Well, see, this one time, I clicked on a thread that said 'ignore' purely to see why the author would change the thread name to 'ignore', but then I realised that that was the name of the thread anyway.

 

[dangoball]

I came in expecting Spiderman and Ponies.
Found Spiderman and lolcats.
Disappointed...

And I refuse to partake in your cruel games, Deathleaper! You have no hold over me!