Igors required: Apply within

[The Wooster]

Having just recently reacquired windows live (or is it MSN? They've made it very confusing now) I've found myself with an empty friends list. I'd like to rectify that. Basically I need a bunch of people to sit around and act as litmus paper while I write because it's 3:20am and if I wake my girlfriend up to ask her whether a particular sentence is funny or not she will punch me in the face.

If you're interested in being bothered by me, constantly, then send me a pm with your msn address. Don't post it in this topic unless you're really interested in enlarging your penis RIGHT NOW.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Hell yes i'm interested.

And ill talk to you.

 

[cheatking]

can i play?

 

[Graustein]

Why not?

 

[The Wooster]

Five igors in as many minutes. Thanks guys.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Five igors in as many minutes. Thanks guys.

And yet i have heard nothing from you.

Am i not Igorish enough for you?

Marthter, don't abandon your loyal thervant... he ith altho lonely.

 

[cheatking]

Five igors in as many minutes. Thanks guys.

And yet i have heard nothing from you.

Am i not Igorish enough for you?

Marthter, don't abandon your loyal thervant... he ith altho lonely.

what he said

 

[Graustein]

Five igors in as many minutes. Thanks guys.

And yet i have heard nothing from you.

Am i not Igorish enough for you?

Marthter, don't abandon your loyal thervant... he ith altho lonely.

Never fear, Mithter Igor. Igor will keep you company!

 

[Ultrajoe]

Five igors in as many minutes. Thanks guys.

And yet i have heard nothing from you.

Am i not Igorish enough for you?

Marthter, don't abandon your loyal thervant... he ith altho lonely.

Never fear, Mithter Igor. Igor will keep you company!

You mutht be my couthin igor, howth the thcarth? I heard they thlipped on that latht inthithion and thliced through a thpinal boundary! Oho, thothe crazy mad thientithtths!

Pratchett? Thats where i'm getting mine from.

 

[Novajam]

Five igors in as many minutes. Thanks guys.

And yet i have heard nothing from you.

Am i not Igorish enough for you?

Marthter, don't abandon your loyal thervant... he ith altho lonely.

Never fear, Mithter Igor. Igor will keep you company!

You mutht be my couthin igor, howth the thcarth? I heard they thlipped on that latht inthithion and thliced through a thpinal boundary! Oho, thothe crazy mad thientithtths!

Pratchett? Thats where i'm getting mine from.

I thought it was Hunchback mixed with the assistant in Frankenstein.

 

[Graustein]

Five igors in as many minutes. Thanks guys.

And yet i have heard nothing from you.

Am i not Igorish enough for you?

Marthter, don't abandon your loyal thervant... he ith altho lonely.

Never fear, Mithter Igor. Igor will keep you company!

You mutht be my couthin igor, howth the thcarth? I heard they thlipped on that latht inthithion and thliced through a thpinal boundary! Oho, thothe crazy mad thientithtths!

Pratchett? Thats where i'm getting mine from.

The thcarth are motht impreththive, Igor, and the pain'th only mildly agonithing ath long ath I don't breathe too deeply.

Where else?

 

[Ultrajoe]

The thcarth are motht impreththive, Igor, and the pain'th only mildly agonithing ath long ath I don't breathe too deeply.

Where else?

Honethtly? I don't know.

Thtill, itth good to thee the old wayth being kept up.

Oh, and Doctorputh? Im feeling Hurt now. Don't make me break you down for partth.

 

[The Wooster]

The thcarth are motht impreththive, Igor, and the pain'th only mildly agonithing ath long ath I don't breathe too deeply.

Where else?

Honethtly? I don't know.

Thtill, itth good to thee the old wayth being kept up.

Oh, and Doctorputh? Im feeling Hurt now. Don't make me break you down for partth.

You're not online Igor. Have you flipped the switch?

 

[Graustein]

Indeed. Young Igor hath taken to brushing hith teeth! I don't know what it ith with kidth thethe dayth, no rethpect for tradition...

More than one Igor ith feeling rather neglected. Letth hope it'th jutht MThN being thlow and not thomething more theriouth

 

[cheatking]

...Ok you lost me.

 

[Graustein]

...Ok you lost me.

The Fifth Elephant [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fifth_Elephant] by Terry Pratchett ith eththential reading for all prothpective Igorth.

 

[cheatking]

...Ok you lost me.

The Fifth Elephant [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fifth_Elephant] by Terry Pratchett ith eththential reading for all prothpective Igorth.

Ah good man, I'm afraid I have only read his 'Wee Free Men' series.

 

[Graustein]

...Ok you lost me.

The Fifth Elephant [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fifth_Elephant] by Terry Pratchett ith eththential reading for all prothpective Igorth.

Ah good man, I'm afraid I have only read his 'Wee Free Men' series.

And you call yourthelf an Igor? Tthk Tthk.

I logged out from MthN and back in again, and I now have a currently-offline Doctorputhth on my contact litht.

 

[cheatking]

I havths failed you! "boo hoo"

 

[Fire Daemon]

EDIT: Actually I decided I'm the worst person to help with writing.