IKEA Manuals Demonstrate How to Build Sci-Fi Staples

[BehattedWanderer]

Hooray for bad Swedish and the comedic values of language!

I really wouldnt call that swedish Unless you think The chef in the muppets speaks bad swedish ^^

Of course not! He speaks perfect Swedish!

 

[Olofelefant]

I love the frog thing

 

[Nerf Ninja]

Wish these were available as posters or something.

 

[FinalDream]

Epic, just epic.

But you grow a TARDIS, you don't build them.
\geek cred

 

[ChocoFace]

I'm liking the 0 x Jar Jar bit on the starwars one.

That was actually the only part that i thought was funny.
It was like IKEA saying "DO NOT WANT."

 

[LostNumber]

Wish these were available as posters or something.

I second this. You never know when you may need instructions on how to create a time machine.

 

[Aptspire]

I must make my very own Tardis now

 

[.No.]

Please tell me I wasn't the only one who saw the title and thought IKEA where selling replica models sci-fi stuff.

*sad face*

This is exactly what I thought. I would've bought one for myself and my brother in law(had he not already bought one).

 

[samsonguy920]

I would honestly see how far I could get with following the instructions. Would have to get creative at some rough fabrication, but the result would be worth the effort if just for a paperweight. I do like the poster idea mentioned, though.

The lightsaber is re-named Litsabbur. I'd go over how to build one, but I think everybody in the universe already knows by now. Just as a reminder, if yours comes out red you're doing it wrong.

If it comes out purple then you are doing it Awesome!

 

[Queen Michael]

Hooray for bad Swedish and the comedic values of language!

I really wouldnt call that swedish Unless you think The chef in the muppets speaks bad swedish ^^

Of course not! He speaks perfect Swedish!

To repeat what you just said in Swedish: Sköde möde skwiddel skwiddel!

 

[Hijax]

As everyone knows, to correctly construct a dinosaur, you have to die.

 

[Hampulina]

Since noone else is doing it, allow me to present the REAL translation for lightsaber: ljussabel. (the others are spelled the same as in english).

Am I killing the fun? Probably, but I felt like someone had to translate it properly.

 

[Mailman]

What's wrong with a rainbow lightsaber? It's 20% cooler than other lightsabers.

 

[LadyRhian]

I would honestly see how far I could get with following the instructions. Would have to get creative at some rough fabrication, but the result would be worth the effort if just for a paperweight. I do like the poster idea mentioned, though.

The lightsaber is re-named Litsabbur. I'd go over how to build one, but I think everybody in the universe already knows by now. Just as a reminder, if yours comes out red you're doing it wrong.

If it comes out purple then you are doing it Awesome!

I want the swirly rainbow one!

 

[repeating integers]

Oh gods, I loved the Tardis one so much. Wibbly wobbly indeed.

 

[Aethren]

I have the infinite dowels, but where the hell am I supposed to find a chameleon? Can't see the things anywhere!

 

[FFHAuthor]

As everyone knows, to correctly construct a dinosaur, you have to die.

Remember, dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.