I'll pay you a dollar if...

[joe-h2o]

...you'll give me an advance copy of Skyrim.

Carry it on, what would you pay a dollar for...

 

[the spud]

A handy

I would give a dollar for 2 dollars.

Or, better yet, 3 dollars.

 

[Latinidiot]

I'd give a dollar for 78 Eurocents.

 

[Comando96]

I'd pay a dollar for 62p worth of stuff.

 

[aprildog18]

I'd pay you a dollar if you ask where the oxygen masks are when the driver is going through safety procedures on a field trip.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd pay a quid for a bottle of Irn Bru.

 

[krazykidd]

I give a dollar to go on a date with a Bbw escapist from montreal.

 

[HardkorSB]

I'd pay a dollar for anything that doesn't cost less than a dollar.

EDIT: Hell, I'll give you a dollar for something that costs 99 cents. I'm just CrAzY like that!

Something that's worth 99 cents? How about 99 cents? Will you give me a dollar for 99 cents? If so, let's make this transaction about 100 million times and I'll be really happy.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

...you'll leave me alone. Yep, I'm captain fucking predictable over here.

 

[Crazy]

To give me two dollars.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Ill pay you a dollar for that dollar. Not that old wrinkly one, that crisp, new, uncirculated dollar. C'mon, please? Please?! I want...nay, need that dollar!!

 

[Laser Priest]

I'll give you a dollar if you can get me into the nearest graveyard without suspicious police officers after me.

 

[EviladeBlazingDemon]

A Klondike bar.

 

[EviladeBlazingDemon]

A Klondike bar.

Goddamn double post fail. I guess that's 2 dollars for 2 Klondike bars.

 

[Pinstar]

I'd pay a dollar for a buck. Never had buckmeat before. I heard it's kinda gamey but enough time in the slow cooker will sort it out.

 

[Xanadu84]

I'd pay a dollar for a buck. Never had buckmeat before. I heard it's kinda gamey but enough time in the slow cooker will sort it out.

It's called Venison and it is delicious. Kinda depends on the deer ill grant, but it is also generally super-lean.

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

To stop the escapist giving me these fucking spot check captchas. Iv'e gotten 4 in a row now including the one I had to do for this post.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I'll give you a dollar for a fine dose of chocolate. ...Hmmm, chocolate.....

 

[Zantos]

I'd give you a dollar for your last Rolo.

Do they even still make those? Not seen one in ages.

 

[FEichinger]

... Money should be treated as goods instead of value. Using money as value leads to it being treated entirely different from other goods, thereby resulting in it not depending on the market, thereby causing the other goods to depend on it, which in turn means: Money is the reason for the fucked-up economy we have everywhere today.

I'd give a dollar for the chance to quicksave my life every once in a while.