I'm falling asleep in class

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Just keep going!
There was a point in my schooling where I could not stay awake for any class, it was more of a shock when I was wide awake.

Smash your head on the table! DO IT!
...
Or get some fresh air or a drink or something...

Okay, so here's how it going to go. The next time you fall asleep, you will dream that the Slender Man is after you and remember this as he stalks you, you asked for it. Still want to fall asleep? I didn't think so.
If you don't know who the Slender Man is? Well then, I've given you something to look up. This method is a bit freaky, but it's what I use to stay awake in class, works like a charm.

We do not speak of that here.

What's wrong with Slendykins?~