Im famous! Finally!

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

Marilyn Manson, just to see what actually goes through his head

 

[Infernai]

Will smith for me.

 

[Pegghead]

Hmmmmmmm. I pick Zac Effron. Spend the whole day being cheered on by masses of screaming fangirls (Hey I'll take what I can) and then at night rub that little shit out of existence by going on a killing spree through Disneys backlot and finally barricading myself in a room and ODing on coke while doing a young, attractive girl (Who I think at that point I'd have to have taken at gunpoint) next to the slaughtered corpses of Miley Cyrus and the Jonas brothers (Plus the idiot executives who are taking a beloved producer of classic films and shelling out crappy, low grade flops of movies by the bucket load). The next morning the police burst through and find Zac (Ahems) final message written in blood on the wall, THIS WAS YOUR HERO YOU PATHETIC WOMEN. And judging by the loose rules in the idea of being a celebrity for the day I would wake up that same morning in my bed as me.

 

[Sick boy]

I would be Samuel L. Jackson, I don't really think I need to explain why

Hmmmmmmm. I pick Zac Effron. Spend the whole day being cheered on by masses of screaming fangirls (Hey I'll take what I can) and then at night rub that little shit out of existence by going on a killing spree through Disneys backlot and finally barricading myself in a room and ODing on coke while doing a young, attractive girl (Who I think at that point I'd have to have taken at gunpoint) next to the slaughtered corpses of Miley Cyrus and the Jonas brothers (Plus the idiot executives who are taking a beloved producer of classic films and shelling out crappy, low grade flops of movies by the bucket load). The next morning the police burst through and find Zac (Ahems) final message written in blood on the wall, THIS WAS YOUR HERO YOU PATHETIC WOMEN. And judging by the loose rules in the idea of being a celebrity for the day I would wake up that same morning in my bed as me.

You should see someone, I mean Disney's bad and all but like... killing people is worse. Just a little bit though

 

[APPCRASH]

Paris Hilton. Be famous and not actually have to do anything.

Well, you'd have to be a whore...

I'm a consumer whore. Does that count?

 

[Mordwyl]

Shigeru Miyamoto... Of course switching places with God would be blasphemous so I don't mind being Chris Metzen either. Being one of the Sons of the Storm with art like that? Oh yeah.

 

[Pegghead]

I would be Samuel L. Jackson, I don't really think I need to explain why

Hmmmmmmm. I pick Zac Effron. Spend the whole day being cheered on by masses of screaming fangirls (Hey I'll take what I can) and then at night rub that little shit out of existence by going on a killing spree through Disneys backlot and finally barricading myself in a room and ODing on coke while doing a young, attractive girl (Who I think at that point I'd have to have taken at gunpoint) next to the slaughtered corpses of Miley Cyrus and the Jonas brothers (Plus the idiot executives who are taking a beloved producer of classic films and shelling out crappy, low grade flops of movies by the bucket load). The next morning the police burst through and find Zac (Ahems) final message written in blood on the wall, THIS WAS YOUR HERO YOU PATHETIC WOMEN. And judging by the loose rules in the idea of being a celebrity for the day I would wake up that same morning in my bed as me.

You should see someone, I mean Disney's bad and all but like... killing people is worse. Just a little bit though

Yeah I realized it was quite fucked up going in to it but, I...just..ha-ate him, so..much. Zac Effron that is. So I figured If I could only be a celebrity for a day I might as well just speed up the inevitable process for Zac for those child and teenage stars who are raking in bazillions of dollars for being the hearthrobs of all moronic twelve year old- girls and spiral downwards until they eventually do something nuts. Heres looking at yoooouuuu Fred.

 

[Sick boy]

I would be Samuel L. Jackson, I don't really think I need to explain why

Hmmmmmmm. I pick Zac Effron. Spend the whole day being cheered on by masses of screaming fangirls (Hey I'll take what I can) and then at night rub that little shit out of existence by going on a killing spree through Disneys backlot and finally barricading myself in a room and ODing on coke while doing a young, attractive girl (Who I think at that point I'd have to have taken at gunpoint) next to the slaughtered corpses of Miley Cyrus and the Jonas brothers (Plus the idiot executives who are taking a beloved producer of classic films and shelling out crappy, low grade flops of movies by the bucket load). The next morning the police burst through and find Zac (Ahems) final message written in blood on the wall, THIS WAS YOUR HERO YOU PATHETIC WOMEN. And judging by the loose rules in the idea of being a celebrity for the day I would wake up that same morning in my bed as me.

You should see someone, I mean Disney's bad and all but like... killing people is worse. Just a little bit though

Yeah I realized it was quite fucked up going in to it but, I...just..ha-ate him, so..much. Zac Effron that is. So I figured If I could only be a celebrity for a day I might as well just speed up the inevitable process for Zac for those child and teenage stars who are raking in bazillions of dollars for being the hearthrobs of all moronic twelve year old- girls and spiral downwards until they eventually do something nuts. Heres looking at yoooouuuu Fred.

I got it, get him addicted to heroine!

 

[Random Argument Man]

Sheesh, you guys picked the wrong people. I would become Chuck Norris.

 

[tomtom94]

Sheesh, you guys picked the wrong people. I would become Chuck Norris.

You do not become Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris becomes YOU.

If I'm allowed to pick fictional characters, I choose Dante from Devil May Cry.
For obvious reasons.

If not, I'd be Jeremy Kyle, so that I could spend an entire day shouting at people who can't keep their lives on track.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Sheesh, you guys picked the wrong people. I would become Chuck Norris.

You do not become Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris becomes YOU.

If Chuck Norris becomes me, we finally have a way to kill something superior than a god.

 

[Chrissyluky]

i wouldnt switch with a celebrity i couldnt handle the pressure and privacy issues.

 

[dwightsteel]

Paris Hilton. Be famous and not actually have to do anything.

Well, you'd have to be a whore...

I'm a consumer whore. Does that count?

No, because Paris Hilton is a whore in just about every category. I'd say that would make you like 1/1000 or Paris Hilton's whoriness. We should just measure it in Paris Units.

 

[Mardy]

Doctor Who, or just Tom Baker.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Christian Bale.

Walk on set, mumble some lines, yell at crew, yell some more, lunch, afternoon yell, act, home, sleep on bed of cash.

Easy.

 

[Sigel]

Paris Hilton. Be famous and not actually have to do anything.

Well, you'd have to be a whore...

I'm a consumer whore. Does that count?

No, no. You must make terrible celebrity night vision porn. It is a requirement.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Christian Bale.

Walk on set, mumble some lines, yell at crew, yell some more, lunch, afternoon yell, act, home, sleep on bed of cash.

Easy.

You forgot the part of imitating a death-metal singer for Batman.

 

[Abedeus]

Gordon Freeman. No wait, wait, I mean Morgan Freeman! To me he is one of the greatest actors, but he doesn't seem to use it for the money and fame. He just does what he does extremely well. Have you ever heard of a Morgan Freeman love affair or cocaine binge? No, because he is a person who keeps to himself and is, well, human, not some god of worship who puts himself on a pedastal or pushes his image on everyone. In other words, I'd choose the least celebritious celebrity possible.

Didn't Morgan Freeman get in a terrible car accident on the way back from his mistress's house?

Yeah, I was so worried that night (it was night in Poland, I remember that moment very well) that I just had to watch Bruce Almighty to calm my nerves.

Shigeru Miyamoto... Of course switching places with God would be blasphemous

Why? In Devil Survivor, that's plausible. I don't say "Possible" because obviously battling God (not just "a god", THE God) is kinda... you know... hard to imagine. But still, plausible.

 

[Kajt]

Gordon Freeman. No wait, wait, I mean Morgan Freeman! To me he is one of the greatest actors, but he doesn't seem to use it for the money and fame. He just does what he does extremely well. Have you ever heard of a Morgan Freeman love affair or cocaine binge? No, because he is a person who keeps to himself and is, well, human, not some god of worship who puts himself on a pedastal or pushes his image on everyone. In other words, I'd choose the least celebritious celebrity possible.

He's the best actor ever, period.

 

[Emeli]

Ell MacPherson, I love modelling.