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ultimateownage

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Insanum said:
Booze Zombie said:
Well, apparently the town I live in is the chav capitol of South Wales, so yay...
ultimateownage said:
I live in Reading, England, the place is swimming with chavs.
DC_Josh said:
Living in Carlisle, BNP central as its sometimes known, I daily have to watch fights break out on the streets. Infact people protesting against the BNP can be equally aggressive. I sympathise with you my friend, your troubles seem alot more personal and frequent than I have to witness and deal with here. Maybe you should consider getting out?
Google Wigan Pier. MC nights most night.

You go in there and your hair stands on end, Not due to an atmosphere, but the static caused by the rubbing together of tracksuits.

And the BNP - Apparantly they are facists - But what is a facist? (kinda rhetorical but answer it anyway)
Wasn't Hitler a fascist?
 

G1eet

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Oswego fucking New York.

So what if we had Erik Cole?
All we have now at our wonderful high school are stupid kids, stupid dirty kids, and the others, like myself.

Needless to say that the moment I graduate, I'm making like Speedy Gonzales for college.
 

Zebidizy

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i live in ireland i mean cooome on we live to h8 each other and every1 else O_O at the mo i live in good old east belfast aka chav loyalist central u go out in a leather jacket in some places and pronounce ur H funny and they'll call u a feinin pounce on u try to crucify u to the union jack and the same in the republican area except ther a tad more inventive with the name :p
 

Insanum

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ultimateownage said:
Insanum said:
Booze Zombie said:
Well, apparently the town I live in is the chav capitol of South Wales, so yay...
ultimateownage said:
I live in Reading, England, the place is swimming with chavs.
DC_Josh said:
Living in Carlisle, BNP central as its sometimes known, I daily have to watch fights break out on the streets. Infact people protesting against the BNP can be equally aggressive. I sympathise with you my friend, your troubles seem alot more personal and frequent than I have to witness and deal with here. Maybe you should consider getting out?
Google Wigan Pier. MC nights most night.

You go in there and your hair stands on end, Not due to an atmosphere, but the static caused by the rubbing together of tracksuits.

And the BNP - Apparantly they are facists - But what is a facist? (kinda rhetorical but answer it anyway)
Wasn't Hitler a fascist?
Yep - he twas. Facist is basically blinkered vision - Only one way is right. Technically to hate facists means you have to be slightly facist at the least. Can you feel the irony?
 

Merteg

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Aren't those things Scottish people are known for?

Anyway, New York state is pretty nice, if you live in a small town.

Our economy was always pretty bad so we're not suffering that much from the recession.
 

DC_Josh

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Aloran said:
DC_Josh said:
Living in Carlisle, BNP central as its sometimes known, I daily have to watch fights break out on the streets. Infact people protesting against the BNP can be equally aggressive. I sympathise with you my friend, your troubles seem alot more personal and frequent than I have to witness and deal with here. Maybe you should consider getting out?
Carlisle? o_O

Damn dude, never new we lived so close, I live 8 miles outside the shitty city.
I'm glad we agree on the shitty aspect. Do you go to one of the city schools?
 

Aloran

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DC_Josh said:
Aloran said:
DC_Josh said:
Living in Carlisle, BNP central as its sometimes known, I daily have to watch fights break out on the streets. Infact people protesting against the BNP can be equally aggressive. I sympathise with you my friend, your troubles seem alot more personal and frequent than I have to witness and deal with here. Maybe you should consider getting out?
Carlisle? o_O

Damn dude, never new we lived so close, I live 8 miles outside the shitty city.
I'm glad we agree on the shitty aspect. Do you go to one of the city schools?
Yes indeed I do, I go to Austin Friars, so i'm out of the reach of the likes of St. Aidans and Caldew :p

(and I agree with you, it is practically the BNP capital of the country- bloody ethnic undiversity combined with a relatively large amount of inbreeding is a BAD COMBO)
 

sneak_copter

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I live in a teeny city in the North of England named Durham, which is quite a nice place, with it's gothic architecture and big parks. However, recently there has been a lot of graffiti, littering, crime and so on, and it's getting so bad thier going to replace the cathedral's stained glass with *gulp* Safety Glass, which is going to destroy the beautiful building.

For the sake of your eyes: http://www.heritagecities.com/pdf/durham_cathedral.jpg

/town pride
 

electric_warrior

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where i live so so full of fucking yokels it seems a shame i can't go up to the clocktower and thin them out a bit :)
nah but seriously I hate the idiots in the southwest of england, some of them look like they should be on their porch with their banjos, all toothless and clueless and shite. god i hate them
 

CaptainREBell

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I moved from a chav-outlet near London to a peaceful, beautiful little town near Cambridgeshire. The crime rate is low, the neighbours are friendly, and there are lots of pretty green things, like fields where people have neat little picnics.
I never realised Stepford could be a real place. At least I'll be long gone when it's time for me to get married and become a fembot ¬_¬
Flowers...smiles...erghhhhhhhhh.....and they don't believe me!
 

Captain Pancake

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I also live in scotland, a place called livingston. we have so many idiots (which we refer to as neds) that fill the streets, it's like an freaking infestation. they give the town a bad name, it gets so bad that even in the UPPER class part of town, people are still wary at night.
 

Cowabungaa

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TheMightyAtrox said:
Yeah it's called humanity... Fuck-tards galore
Fixed that for you, I wish it was just America...

Anyway, I live in a rural, small village full in Holland's Bible. The Bible Belt folk is what I can live with, some of them are my direct co-workers and we can get along fine. But friends...I have 0 of them in this area, there is no one I consider my friend here. There is no one who even remotely shares my interests in this little shithole. There is nothing to do for a guy like me. I'm stuck here for financial reasons, and I'm incredibly bored and growing more and more lathargic by the minute. I'm so incredibly sick of this place, but I can't get out, nor do I have a place I would go to, a place I could call home.
 

Latinidiot

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I live in Holland, where everybody is pretty open-minded, except for the shithole where i live, which is called Ede
 

Jharry5

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I live in a town called Rotherham; the chav population is astronomically high, and still on the increase. It's a place where individuality and difference in opinion to the majority are looked down upon. I walk down the street round my house and lose a little more faith each time... but I know there are decent people out there. They're just not as noticeable because they keep their heads down (usually).
 

Megacherv

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revolverwolf said:
Megacherv said:
I live in West Yorkshire (North England) and the fuck-tards in my school are 'AGDGHDGJKLFJGFKH:UWG;urhg rfds r!!!!!'. I'm so glad I'm leaving there on the 11th when I've finished all my GCSE exams, then I get an extra month of freedom for those as-holes who will probably have to do their GCSEs twice.

EDIT: And I'll get £30 a week when I go to college, so that's even better. WOOH!
The colleges aren't much better. They shout the same shite but use longer words.
Yeah, but I doubt any of those pricks will have chosen either Software Development, Web Design, Maths, Physics or Music Tech.
 

Vanguard_Ex

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SmartIdiot said:
There comes a time in everyones lives when they realise they need to leave the place where they are situated. I myself am nearing this point. I live in Dunvegan, a village on Skye, located on the north west of Scotland.

I have never seen such a massive concentration of absolute fuckheads in one area. It's ridiculous. I am sick to my stomach of having to end fights, convince people that their lives are going to be ruined if they go and batter so-and-so and the general idiocy that thrives in such a small place. Part of me says 'let them destroy themselves' another part says 'you can make a difference'. While I usually go with the latter it's starting to wear.

So. Anyone else live in an area where violence/stupid behaviour is rife? If so, share your stories because this place is starting to drive me up the wall.
Ugh, my friend, I know your pain all too well. I live in Kidderminster in England, this place sucks ass. Crawling with chavs, or neds as I believe you know them as, and just generally a scummy place.