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magnuslion said:
Two Words: TOILET PAPER.
I would use a goose, like Rabelais (Stephen Fry said he did and his word is law)

on a related note, I had to look up Rabelais and came across the wikipedia page for Toilet Paper. Laughed quite hard when it mentioned Bogroll for some reason.

OT; soap, otherwise we'd all be well stanky.
 

rex922

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computers, i could be a supreme ruler of the universe if i did not have that dreaded computer
 

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magnuslion said:
Two Words: TOILET PAPER.
We would use sticks, because I can tell you from experience that leaves don't really work, but sticks seem to work fine.

I'm going with Boats.
 

Deus Encarmine

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What about electricity? I mean, I wouldn't be able to write this now. Although that one was hard to miss because even the ancient Greeks knew about static electricity. ^^

Also, since I'm new to the forums, I would like to say HI! =)
 

XJ-0461

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Countries. I feel that without borders, the world, or at least certain parts of it, would be a much more peaceful place.
 

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CrazyHaircut94 said:
If it weren't for metal, I'd probably hate all music and kill myself.
Fuckin' A my brethren. Metal, Noise, Blood and Fire!!!
 

LewsTherin

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Meta-materials and fibre-optics. I wouldn't have my absurdly fast computer...oh, wait....
 

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Pyromaniac1337 said:
The United States of America

Let's see, no American Revolution, no War of 1812 (thus no war for Americans to PRETEND they won), no Fenians, no Spanish-American War, no Yanks coming late to the party in World War I when we didn't need them, no Yanks crashing the stock market, no Yanks stealing all the credit in World War II, no nukes, no Cold War, Korean War would have been finished instead of continuing on into modern times, no Vietnam War, Gulf War would have been completed, no America taking over a bunch of random-ass South American and Caribbean countries (like Haiti, natch) for no reason, no America fucking up in Somalia, no Yanks crashing the stock market AGAIN...

tl;dr No America, better world, because that area would be either Canadian, or a completely different country (or countries).
Being an American, I must disagree. Being practical, I must agree.
 

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UberMore said:
If clothes were never invented: we'd all either never go anywhere, or confidence'd be off the scale and only the "largest" and most desirable would survive.
Interestingly, this is the case in many countries. It's a perplexing trade off; countries with more food value skinny people and countries with less value girth. Sort of a food / cultural take on "the grass is always greener on the other side".

Personally, I eat well. Very well.