Imagine opening night for MLP the movie

[silver wolf009]

I know I'll be showing up, as well as my five good brony friends. And it will be... Wonderful.

 

[DEAD34345]

Yeah, right. Fluttershy beat a dragon and a cockatrice. Top that.

They can't. Fluttershy manages to be both the most badass pony and the most adorable at the same time. Anything that could beat her would break the universe with it's awesomeness.

You're right. The very existence of The Great and Powerful Trixie would indeed break the universe with it's awesomeness, were it not for the fact that she dedicates a small amount of her incredible power to maintaining it.

Also this has changed my theoretical decision on whether or not I would go to the movies to see it. I mean if they ever did have a full theatrical release, The Great and Powerful Trixie would have to be involved in some way, and that would be more than enough to convince me to go. Possibly multiple times.

I would guess they would all be sitting in their home downloading it to watch alone.

That's for the best. Imagine what would happen if two Bronies actually met...
in real life?

The Singularity of Awkward could break the old records set by Star Wars fans and Trekkies!

Sadly, this also means I won't be able to deploy my anti-fanboy artillery against moviegoers until the next Michael Bay movie (or the last Twilight film; whichever comes first).

Yeah, it's not like there's any such thing as a massive brony convention in New York or anything, and there certainly hasn't been many, many smaller conventions all across the globe...

 

[TimeLord]

If I had a brony friend or two then I'd go and see it. No way am I going to see it on my own!

 

[TimeLord]

There will be cosplay, and they will be awesome.
Will you be team Rainbow Dash or Team Twilight?

Screw that, I'm on Team Fluttershy!

I pledge myself to Team Luna.

You're BOTH wrong! TANK is best pony!

You're all wrong! Doctor Whooves is best pony!
#TeamDoctorWhooves

EDIT: Whoops, double post. Love and tolerate me mods!

 

[SinorKirby]

if there is a movie, it's just going to be a TV movie.

Uh...Hasbro is making Battleship into a movie. One in theaters. I'm pretty sure if they said yes to THAT, a movie about ponies, which they KNOW has a massive demographic of men in their early 20's and therefore would be profitable, would have no problem getting into theaters.

 

[LadyTiamat]

There will be cosplay, and they will be awesome.
Will you be team Rainbow Dash or Team Twilight?

Team Pinkie Pie all the way!

 

[Orks da best]

There will be cosplay, and they will be awesome.
Will you be team Rainbow Dash or Team Twilight?

FLUTTERSHY IS THE ONLY RIGHT ANSWER!

OT: It would be awesome, and I would probably be to embarrassed to go see it unless I could take my little cousins to go see it..

YES! *brohoof*

There will be cosplay, and they will be awesome.
Will you be team Rainbow Dash or Team Twilight?

Screw that, I'm on Team Fluttershy!

I pledge myself to Team Luna.

You're BOTH wrong! TANK is best pony!

Yeah, right. Fluttershy beat a dragon and a cockatrice. Top that.

Twilight Sparkle beat an Usar Minor, and Rarity is the most beautiful pony ever, but Fluttershy is very cute.

 

[Aidinthel]

Twilight Sparkle beat an Usar Minor, and Rarity is the most beautiful pony ever, but Fluttershy is very cute.

Twilight has the advantage of ridiculously powerful magic. Her showing up to a fight is like bringing an artillery piece to a rifle competition: sure it's pretty cool that you have the thing at all, but it's not that impressive when you win. Fluttershy wins her battles through sheer force of will, which is much more badass.

 

[Macgyvercas]

There will be cosplay, and they will be awesome.
Will you be team Rainbow Dash or Team Twilight?

Screw that, I'm on Team Fluttershy!

I pledge myself to Team Luna.

You're BOTH wrong! TANK is best pony!

You're all wrong! Doctor Whooves is best pony!
#TeamDoctorWhooves

EDIT: Whoops, double post. Love and tolerate me mods!

You would say that, TimeLord.

And I love how this has degenerated into a "Which Pony Is Best" thread.

 

[TimeLord]

And I love how this has degenerated into a "Which Pony Is Best" thread.

Well to be fair, Pinkie Pie is best "canon" pony.

Also; thread is best pony!

 

[Shadowseraph]

I'd rather not imagine it.

 

[Lunar Templar]

I would guess they would all be sitting in their home downloading it to watch alone.

some bronies are 'out and proud' in RL, so you know there will be a line for guys there

unless i had a group to go with, yeah ... i'd download it.

There will be cosplay, and they will be awesome.
Will you be team Rainbow Dash or Team Twilight?

Screw that, I'm on Team Fluttershy!

I pledge myself to Team Luna.

You're BOTH wrong! TANK is best pony!

you speak treason against the Princess!! *team Luna*

 

[Canadamus Prime]

This is kinda how I imagine 2012 happening.

 

[badgersprite]

I would be standing in line screaming, "RARITY IS BEST PONY" as loud as I could.

 

[Aidinthel]

I would be standing in line screaming, "RARITY IS BEST PONY" as loud as I could.

I've already made my case earlier for how obviously superior Fluttershy is, so I'll just point out that surely such undignified behavior would be ill-suited to praising such a sophisticated pony as Rarity.

 

[Orks da best]

I would be standing in line screaming, "RARITY IS BEST PONY" as loud as I could.

I've already made my case earlier for how obviously superior Fluttershy is, so I'll just point out that surely such undignified behavior would be ill-suited to praising such a sophisticated pony as Rarity.

aye, Rairty should be respected and loved as such, but Rairty is the most beautiful pony ever, that cannot be denied (have you seen her with wet hair?)

 

[Rooster893]

I would be standing in line screaming, "RARITY IS BEST PONY" as loud as I could.

OT:

There will most definitely be bronies, there will be a couple of girls here and there, but the bronies will be there as well.

 

[Sparrow]

All the screaming fangirls scared silent by the horde of screaming, overweight, over-thirty bronies.

Yup, this makes the most sense to me. Small children horrified at the sight of overweight men in their 30s screaming the names of fictional ponies. Can life really get any weirder than that?

 

[Jakeplusplus]

Here's one for Pinkie Pie!