Immaturity in Gaming

[hazabaza1]

Civilisation. Giving cities names that you can edit is either the greatest or most horrible decision... I'm gonna say ever.

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[Soviet Heavy]

Naming my character Darth Revan in KOTOR. "But I'm not Revan, I'm DARTH REVAN!"

 

[krazykidd]

I named the main character from Dragon quest 8 Fuckface . It was the first time i did such a thing , and made the game a lot more enjoyable!

 

[SonicWaffle]

When I pickpocket someone in Skyrim I always leave carrots in their pockets.
Although mostly I found the NPC's in Skyrim too dull to mess with.

Speaking of Skyrim, my main character is named Pissflaps McGee. It's wonderful running across pompous or self-important characters - I actually have a screengrab somewhere of a conversation with Lord Harkon.

"Aha, a mortal, and who are you?"
"I'm Pissflaps McGee, who the hell are you?"

It makes me giggle ever so much, because I am a child.

 

[Something Amyss]

I realised I never went OT previously. My PS3 an d PSVita runs of FFVII, I named all the characters pretty much literally what they were.

Except Cloud. Cloud I was just insulting towards.

My favourite was naming Aeris/Aerith "Redshirt."

In Saints Row 2, my friends and I would compete in "Gangsta Skeet" and "Hooker Toss" events. Both involved going to a high building and chucking someone off the edge. The names should be self explanatory, though. Hooker Toss didn't work as well in 3, since they took out the rating system/metrics for throwing people.

Not really immature, but I named all my new Pokémon in B/W after characters or things from Harry Potter. It started when I took the grass-type starter and named it Nagini, and then I got a bird and named it Hedwig, and it was downhill from there.

I really had to stretch for some.

"What's up, cameltoe?"

It would be worth it just to confuse anthropologists 1000 years from now.

''Why was this a greeting?! What the hell was going on in the 21st Century?!''[/quote]
I would love to see future historians have to explain to classes what a cameltoe was.

"What's up, cameltoe?"

Wooooah-a-wo-a-wooooah

I know I should read that as Tom Jones, but instead I've got "Bad Romance" running through my head.

 

[Specter Von Baren]

In Resident Evil 4 when you fight Krauser in his boss fight, there's a fun little mechanic where, if you hop a window gap while he's following you, he'll also hop the window, this leads to endless amusement on my part as you can time it so he's hoping the window just as you are from the other side. And you can do this as much as you want too so it can get even funnier the longer it goes on.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I would love to see future historians have to explain to classes what a cameltoe was.

Eh, not really, plenty of that stuff already. I remember one of the first classes I took at university.

"He had a mistress nicknamed 'Swallow'...no not like that"
*cue snickering*

I turns out though, that they though a swallow's tail looked like a cameltoe. Which ruined a perfectly good double meaning.

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

My sister named her town in Animal Crossing: City Folk "My Butt". At first, I thought it was rather immature and rolled my eyes at it...

... then I started giggling whenever a villager said something along the lines of "Welcome to My Butt!" or "We be going to My Butt!" or "Are you having fun in My Butt?" or "I hope you enjoy your stay in My Butt!". It's so immature and low brow, but it made me giggle every time.

 

[Tazzman]

So a few months ago I logged into Runescape after not playing it for a few years and was very disappointed to see that very little had changed and I had nothing to do. So I decided to go all hippy on those players who spend all their time burning wood outside the banks and start shouting catchphrases like "burning trees is wrong man". Luckily not all of them were bots and boy did they get annoyed. But then I got bored and moved onto another group of tree burners in the next city over. This time I put on an industrialists act and told them about how they were living in the past and that burning coal was the future and that I'd achieved great things by burning coal instead of wood. This group was much livelier than the last so winding them up was a lot more fun. Then I called some mage who started following me gandelf and logged out. And that's my little tale of immaturity.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

There's a point in a pokemon game where some interviewers ask what you thought of a battle, and you can put together a two word phrase as a response. Mine?

I CAME

 

[Valkrex]

Well I was being an idiot in dark souls...

I DID NOT MAKE THIS VIDEO, but it is essentially what I did when I invaded someone the other day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqacyIaq27o

 

[Generic4me]

Well, not really gaming, but I enjoy changing desktop icons' names all to the wrong things and messing with all the pictures. It's hilarious.

For gaming, Pokemon in gen 3 had some interesting answers you could make to interviewers. One time it made a whole town full of people talk about how much they love "adult toy" or their passion for "snort heroine"

 

[rasputin0009]

Tits McGee is my favorite character name for RPG's. Can't get tired of it. Especially when things are supposed to be serious for Tits.

And I guess my Clan tag for Battlefield 3 is BBC (porn-speak: Big Black Cock). Our Clan emblem patch thingy is a dick with lightning bolts shooting out of it on a background of fire. And my player tag is SavageBeaver. Didn't actually mean for it to be dirty, I just went with it because beavers are pretty popular with the engineers at my University and the people of my nation. And beavers are savage animals. And it's also kind a funny how I accidentally combined two euphemisms of vagina ("Savage Mitt" and "Beaver"). Ha! I'm hilarious even when I don't try to be.

 

[Racecarlock]

Prof. Oak: "I remember now, his name is ASSHOLE!"

Yeah, fuck you gary oak.