Impossible Challenge

[chefassassin2]

Build cloning facilities with said clones alive but mindless. Have multiple clones started at regular intervals, at designated times download your consciousness into clone while new clone is created as backup to the backup to the backup...

Challange: Watch Orgazmo WITHOUT losing 10 I.q. points.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I just do.

Challenge: Listen to OVER 9000 memes without screaing yelling or anything, AND NO HOLDING BACK

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I do. I then spend the next 19 years with a psychitrist, telling him about the terrible, terrible nightmares I now experience every night as a result.

Challenge: Watch a Uwe Boll film without wanting to kill Uwe Boll afterwards.

 

[Birras]

Get two freinds, turn the volume low and have yourself an amatuer MST3K night.

Challenge:Strangle yourself with your own spinal cord without dying.

 

[shoimi]

Clone yourself rip out the clones spinal cord and strangle yourself.

Challenge: Find a way to completely destroy Barney.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

Make the implication that dinosaurs are sexual maniacs through false archeology and politics.

Challenge: Breathe the non-air in outspace.

 

[MasterSqueak]

I breathe the non-air in outspace by sacrificing a kitten in the name of Khorne. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Challenge: Jump through a space-time loop while having your atoms split while you travel to the future to find the cure for cancer in the past before it was invented while Paris Hilton makes frontpage on Mars for eating a sandwich.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I go into space with no spacesuite on and my mouth open. In the fraction of a second I live, I'm bound to breathe something in.

I create a virus that splits my atoms very very slowly. Then I go to the future through a space time loop and then use advanced scientists to find the cure for cancer, before going back through the space time loop to the past, give away the cure to cancer and then fire Paris Hilton, a member of the paparazzi and a sandwich onto mars. By this time all the atoms in my body have split and I'm well and truly f*cked.
[sup]Of all the things I could've been ninja'd by...[/sup]

Challenge: Ban a mod.

I go into space with no spacesuite on and my mouth open. In the fraction of a second I live, I'm bound to breathe something in.

Challenge: Ban a mod.

I claim shenanigans, you ignored my post!

My head hurts from your challenge.

 

[MasterSqueak]

I go into space with no spacesuite on and my mouth open. In the fraction of a second I live, I'm bound to breathe something in.

Challenge: Ban a mod.

I claim shenanigans, you ignored my post!

 

[Debatra]

Hack into the Escapist, or hire someone to do it for me.

Challenge: Get one of the noobies to use the Search Bar.

EDIT 6/23/2009: What, can't do it?