Impossible dares...can you make one?

[Impluse_101]

Basicly, something that cannot be done.

Here's an example

I dare you to describle the color red to a blind man.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

I dare you to try to comprehend the limits of the universe.

 

[nunqual]

I dare you to eat the sun.

...I don't get the point of this exercise.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I dare you to sneeze and keep your eyes open.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Count to infinity.
Kill two stones with one bird.
Decapitate someone with their own head.

I thinking impossible task through Chuck Norris jokes.

 

[W00ty32]

Basicly, something that cannot be done.

Here's an example

I dare you to describle the color red to a blind man.

I couldn't do it purely in text, but I think I could do it.


And yeah, I agree with nnuqual. This does seem rather pointless. There are infinite things in the universe that are impossible. For instance, go faster than the speed of light within the next five minutes. Hell, you could tack "within the next five minutes onto almost anything to make it impossible.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Try to imagine colors that our eyes cannot see.

 

[archvile93]

I dare you to survive on the surface of the sun for a year without any artifical equipment.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Speak French... in Russian. (cookie for reference)

 

[Lord Devius]

Try to imagine colors that our eyes cannot see.

I've heard that magenta... or something... is our eyes trying to comprehend a color we can't see so that the color spectrum loops.

BOOYAH?

...I could go for the "Prove god" route, but I won't.

Eat the Flying Spaghetti Monster, kill the Pope, and do the funky chicken. IN ONE DAY.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

I dare you to play Bayonetta in front of your conservative Grandmother. (you have one)

Speak French... in Russian. (cookie for reference)

Is it the most interesting cookie in the world? I want to know what I'm getting before I commit...

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Try to imagine colors that our eyes cannot see.

I try this one alot.

OT: Make up a new letter in the English alphabet.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I dare you to divide by zero.

I dare you to lick the top of your head.

I dare you to describe what a flower sounds like.

 

[nofear220]

I dare you to sneeze and keep your eyes open.

that is possible, mythbusters proved it

anyway, I dare you to recreate the BME pain olympics, except not fake this time...

 

[ClassicJokester]

I dare you to kill yourself and live to tell the tale.

 

[The Austin]

Think of a new color we haven't found yet.

 

[icyfresh]

I dare you to go trick or treating on a halloween thats on friday the thirteenth

 

[crudus]

Invent a TARDIS.

I dare you to sneeze and keep your eyes open.

That is totally possible.

Basicly, something that cannot be done.

Here's an example

I dare you to describle the color red to a blind man.

Actually this one was done pretty well in a book. They put something hot in the blind man's hand.

I dare you to go trick or treating on a halloween thats on friday the thirteenth

I have gone trick or treating on Thanksgiving. Close enough?

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I dare you to jump off a plane without a parachute and live.

I dare you to get a sex change.

I dare you to start an abortion.

I dare you to learn necromancy.

I dare you to find the necronomicon.

I dare you to do all the achievements listed on Yatzee's review of "Duke Nukem Forever".

I dare you to free a criminally insane person.

I dare you to kill Jimmy Carter before he dies of naturally causes, while making it look like natural causes (NOTE: I don't hate Jimmy Carter).

I dare you to play a game of DnD offline.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Think of a new color we haven't found yet.

I'm afraid Timmothy Leary already did that one. He called it Gendale. You're perfectly free to google it if you don't believe me.

Anyways, I would argue that the only genuinely impossible thing would be to make up something that was absolutely impossible. Of course you could think up challenges that were impossible within a closed system, but we only assert that they are absolutely impossible because it never occurs to most of us that there might non-causal areas of space.