Impossible Odds! Forum Game

[LavaLampBamboo]

Okay so here's the basic idea of this game.
I put one sentence which describes a tough situation, and then youse internet people add something to the end of it to make it harder, so an example would be;

Person 1; A horde of orcs

Person 2; With automatic shotguns

Person 3; That fire acid bullets

And so on, until orbital laser come into play. And then slightly further.

SO. The scenario is...

A thousand hungry zombies.

GO!

 

[Azraellod]

500 meters tall.

 

[Nukey]

Riding sparkle dragons

 

[Sassafrass]

Which breathe acid

 

[AvsJoe]

And urinate liquid plutonium

 

[Nukey]

and the dragons ride elephants

 

[Sporky111]

And the elephants have razor-tusks

 

[Nukey]

And the razor tusks have built in cannons.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Those cannons fire nukes.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Which make stars explode.

 

[Champion360]

And gives people cancer.

 

[SimpleChimp]

And the cancer turns them into zombies with pyramid heads riding dragons riding elephants.

 

[Champion360]

I'll start a new one.

A star trek convention.

 

[SimpleChimp]

That lasts a month long

 

[Champion360]

And everyone has the mumps.

 

[General Store]

and flamethrowers

 

[SimpleChimp]

And there gas tanks are leaking fuel that slowly fills up the arena.

 

[T5seconds]

And the gas tanks are on fire.

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

And the gas tanks are on fire.

And the fire is made of ninjas

 

[Pm0n3y]

And the ninjas are made out of your nightmares.